Art Buchwald Quotes
Top 44 wise famous quotes and sayings by Art Buchwald
Art Buchwald Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Art Buchwald on Wise Famous Quotes.
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?
I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.
I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.
Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life.
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.
I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech.