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Andrew Sturm quotes: Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.

Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.

Andrew Sturm quotes: Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)

Andrew Sturm quotes: His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.

Andrew Sturm quotes: People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.

People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.

Andrew Sturm quotes: I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.

I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.

Andrew Sturm quotes: A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.

A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.

Andrew Sturm quotes: No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.

No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.

Andrew Sturm quotes: I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.

I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.

Andrew Sturm quotes: There's no such thing as a sane woman.

There's no such thing as a sane woman.

Andrew Sturm quotes: I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.

I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.

Andrew Sturm quotes: Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.

Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.

Andrew Sturm quotes: Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?

Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?

Andrew Sturm quotes: If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.

If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.

Andrew Sturm quotes: All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture.

All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture.

Andrew Sturm quotes: Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.

Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.