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Andrew Smith quotes: The more time you wait before telling somebody the truth about a secret you've been keeping, the longer your path out of the woods gets.

The more time you wait before telling somebody the truth about a secret you've been keeping, the longer your path out of the woods gets.

Andrew Smith quotes: You know, if they ever gave a Nobel Prize for avoiding work, every year some white guy in Iowa would get a million bucks and a trip to Sweden.

You know, if they ever gave a Nobel Prize for avoiding work, every year some white guy in Iowa would get a million bucks and a trip to Sweden.

Andrew Smith quotes: You must be crazy, after all, if a bird loves you.

You must be crazy, after all, if a bird loves you.

Andrew Smith quotes: Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.

Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.

Andrew Smith quotes: Robby Brees was such a gifted theologian.

Robby Brees was such a gifted theologian.

Andrew Smith quotes: I don't just let anyone find me, you know?

I don't just let anyone find me, you know?

Andrew Smith quotes: There's no prison worse than "I promise.

There's no prison worse than "I promise.

Andrew Smith quotes: I realize that death and survival are both extremes of selfishness.

I realize that death and survival are both extremes of selfishness.

Andrew Smith quotes: I think everyone's an arrow like that, too, aiming into their own centers.

I think everyone's an arrow like that, too, aiming into their own centers.

Andrew Smith quotes: My natural talent, I think, is in being fine - no matter what is actually going on inside me. I am fine. Nobody ever thinks otherwise.

My natural talent, I think, is in being fine - no matter what is actually going on inside me. I am fine. Nobody ever thinks otherwise.

Andrew Smith quotes: All good books are about everything, abbreviated.

All good books are about everything, abbreviated.

Andrew Smith quotes: But when I was quiet ... that made words too. The same words that make horrible things come also tell the quieter things about love.

But when I was quiet ... that made words too. The same words that make horrible things come also tell the quieter things about love.

Andrew Smith quotes: I thought about words - like words in books - and how just saying them made things real.

I thought about words - like words in books - and how just saying them made things real.

Andrew Smith quotes: There is something inside all boys that drives us to go away again and again and again.

There is something inside all boys that drives us to go away again and again and again.

Andrew Smith quotes: after midnight Just words. No more pictures. No charts or plays or poems.Now it's just about the words.

after midnight
Just words.
No more pictures. No charts or plays or poems.
Now it's just about the words.

Andrew Smith quotes: I said a silent prayer. Actually, silent is probably the only type of prayer a guy should attempt when his head's in a toilet.

I said a silent prayer. Actually, silent is probably the only type of prayer a guy should attempt when his head's in a toilet.

Andrew Smith quotes: Henry believed that Marbury was a world out of balance. He needs to take a closer look at this one.

Henry believed that Marbury was a world out of balance. He needs to take a closer look at this one.

Andrew Smith quotes: I didn't like seeing books damaged. I'd seen enough burned-out schoolhouses and libraries in my first life.

I didn't like seeing books damaged. I'd seen enough burned-out schoolhouses and libraries in my first life.

Andrew Smith quotes: History does show that boys who dance are far more likely to pass along their genes than boys who don't.Boys who dance are genetic volcanoes.

History does show that boys who dance are far more likely to pass along their genes than boys who don't.
Boys who dance are genetic volcanoes.

Andrew Smith quotes: Worry and regret are both useless weights that provide no drag. They never did anything to slow down the planet for one goddamned second.

Worry and regret are both useless weights that provide no drag. They never did anything to slow down the planet for one goddamned second.

Andrew Smith quotes: You could never get everything in a book. Good books are always about everything.

You could never get everything in a book. Good books are always about everything.

Andrew Smith quotes: I am going to build something big for you.

I am going to build something big for you.

Andrew Smith quotes: It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words.

It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words.

Andrew Smith quotes: The end of the world was one week old and it was getting out of hand.

The end of the world was one week old and it was getting out of hand.

Andrew Smith quotes: People fear what they can not understand and what they can not control.

People fear what they can not understand and what they can not control.

Andrew Smith quotes: Man will tell woman he will die for her, but I say, tell woman that you will die for her both physically and interior

Man will tell woman he will die for her, but I say, tell woman that you will die for her both physically and interior

Andrew Smith quotes: Stupid people should never read books.

Stupid people should never read books.

Andrew Smith quotes: I guess that's a sign of growing up: When your dad shuts up but you can hear him anyway.

I guess that's a sign of growing up: When your dad shuts up but you can hear him anyway.

Andrew Smith quotes: I'm foolishly self-conscious.

I'm foolishly self-conscious.

Andrew Smith quotes: We made this stupid rule and this stupid rule.Boys are not allowed to love each other.Then we painted a bison on the wall.

We made this stupid rule and this stupid rule.
Boys are not allowed to love each other.
Then we painted a bison on the wall.

Andrew Smith quotes: People fear what they don't understand and hate what they can't conquer.

People fear what they don't understand and hate what they can't conquer.

Andrew Smith quotes: Robby called me Porcupine because of how I wore my hair. I didn't mind. Everyone else called me Austin.Austin Szerba.It is Polish.

Robby called me Porcupine because of how I wore my hair. I didn't mind. Everyone else called me Austin.
Austin Szerba.
It is Polish.

Andrew Smith quotes: I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through.

I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through.

Andrew Smith quotes: People naturally believe things they see. Nobody argues with the irrefutable postings on YouTube.

People naturally believe things they see. Nobody argues with the irrefutable postings on YouTube.

Andrew Smith quotes: I once heard a tobacco-chewing hog farmer say that, in Iowa, folks like to spread out their children like dog shit on a dance floor.

I once heard a tobacco-chewing hog farmer say that, in Iowa, folks like to spread out their children like dog shit on a dance floor.

Andrew Smith quotes: It's no wonder I became a monster, too.

It's no wonder I became a monster, too.

Andrew Smith quotes: Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

Andrew Smith quotes: History shows that an examination of the personal collection of titles in any man's library will provide something of a glimpse into his soul.

History shows that an examination of the personal collection of titles in any man's library will provide something of a glimpse into his soul.

Andrew Smith quotes: Not a very pretty world, is it?""Which one?

Not a very pretty world, is it?"
"Which one?

Andrew Smith quotes: A world between my fingers.

A world between my fingers.

Andrew Smith quotes: My brother Max nodded knowingly. Head injuries can answer a lot of questions that genetics are just too afraid to ask.

My brother Max nodded knowingly. Head injuries can answer a lot of questions that genetics are just too afraid to ask.

Andrew Smith quotes: History provides a compelling argument that every scientist who tinkers around with unstoppable shit needs a reliable flamethrower.

History provides a compelling argument that every scientist who tinkers around with unstoppable shit needs a reliable flamethrower.

Andrew Smith quotes: All roads lead past shooting ranges, liquor stores, and gay bars. Wanderlust is part of the American Spirit.

All roads lead past shooting ranges, liquor stores, and gay bars. Wanderlust is part of the American Spirit.

Andrew Smith quotes: We killed this big hairy thing and that big hairy thing. And that was our day. You know what I mean.

We killed this big hairy thing and that big hairy thing. And that was our day. You know what I mean.

Andrew Smith quotes: Sometimes books imitate life. And sometimes books imitate lives that imitate books.

Sometimes books imitate life. And sometimes books imitate lives that imitate books.

Andrew Smith quotes: The television was on. Leslie Mitchell had been watching a program about how to cook lamb when Hungry Jack came in and started eating him.

The television was on. Leslie Mitchell had been watching a program about how to cook lamb when Hungry Jack came in and started eating him.

Andrew Smith quotes: History is full of decapitations, and Iowa is no exception.

History is full of decapitations, and Iowa is no exception.

Andrew Smith quotes: I would die for Conner Kirk. Sometimes, I think I have died for him dozens of times, over and over again.

I would die for Conner Kirk. Sometimes, I think I have died for him dozens of times, over and over again.

Andrew Smith quotes: I think it is always appropriate to end a conversation about sperm with a sweaty handshake.

I think it is always appropriate to end a conversation about sperm with a sweaty handshake.

Andrew Smith quotes: Innocence is the one thing you can't re-create, can only parody.

Innocence is the one thing you can't re-create, can only parody.

Andrew Smith quotes: But Jack doesn't cry.Maybe.

But Jack doesn't cry.
Maybe.

Andrew Smith quotes: History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men.

History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men.

Andrew Smith quotes: And I'm pretty sure that everyone in the Pacific Northwest heard Ryan Dean West shout, YOUSTEPPEDONMYFUCKINGNUTSYOUSONOFABITCH!

And I'm pretty sure that everyone in the Pacific Northwest heard Ryan Dean West shout, YOUSTEPPEDONMYFUCKINGNUTSYOUSONOFABITCH!

Andrew Smith quotes: I don't let just anyone fine me, you know?

I don't let just anyone fine me, you know?

Andrew Smith quotes: I began to consider the fact that maybe history is actually the great destroyer of free will.

I began to consider the fact that maybe history is actually the great destroyer of free will.

Andrew Smith quotes: Mind the gap, Jack

Mind the gap, Jack

Andrew Smith quotes: Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

Andrew Smith quotes: I suppose the things that transform your life don't appear as you fancifully imagine they will.

I suppose the things that transform your life don't appear as you fancifully imagine they will.