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Bring me a horse and I am yours forever

ROSE: I seriously have the DUMBEST arc anyone could conceivably imagine.
DAVE: rose we dont have fuckin "arcs" we are just human beings

Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day in and day out!

You would describe your taste in film as ECLECTIC, but in truth, it isn't much less than TOTALLY INDISCRIMINATE.

We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility.

I will never write anything better than Homestuck. Nigger farts! Jews: Kill them all.

You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly

JOHN: you hacked my dad's wallet??

KARKAT:REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!

I could make you read the entire quadrant exposition again ... BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK.

This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.

JOHN: sorry buddy. as the age old saying goes, you snooze, you lose.

CG: WELCOME TO THE TROLLOCAUST. THE PAINSTAKING GENOCIDE OF YOUR FRAGILE SELF ESTEEM WILL BE MY SWAN SONG.

You want her in every quadrant like a desperate fool.

ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave.
ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.

The SAFE was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.

GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face.

I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing.