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Alison Kemper quotes: I'm a sixteen-year-old unlicensed,inexperienced driver with a reanimated corpse blocking myview. Crazy is the only way I can drive.

I'm a sixteen-year-old unlicensed,
inexperienced driver with a reanimated corpse blocking my
view. Crazy is the only way I can drive.

Alison Kemper quotes: You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants.

You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants.

Alison Kemper quotes: Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now?

Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now?

Alison Kemper quotes: That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse

That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse

Alison Kemper quotes: If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It's always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.

If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It's always been a
fantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.

Alison Kemper quotes: If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right?

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right?

Alison Kemper quotes: S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.

S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.