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Adam Selzer quotes: When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

Adam Selzer quotes: Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.

Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.

Adam Selzer quotes: If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.

If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.

Adam Selzer quotes: Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!

Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!

Adam Selzer quotes: I mean, who wants to date a guy who thinks a girl who can't operate a fruit cup is attractive?

I mean, who wants to date a guy who thinks a girl who can't operate a fruit cup is attractive?

Adam Selzer quotes: There a lot of things I can't do," he says. "With my ... health.""Well," I say, "can you kiss girls?

There a lot of things I can't do," he says. "With my ... health."
"Well," I say, "can you kiss girls?

Adam Selzer quotes: Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?

Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?

Adam Selzer quotes: When a girl turns down your advances, the polite thing to do is just move on.

When a girl turns down your advances, the polite thing to do is just move on.

Adam Selzer quotes: Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.

Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.

Adam Selzer quotes: Wow," says Peter, "when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.

Wow," says Peter, "when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.