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When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.

If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.

Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!

I mean, who wants to date a guy who thinks a girl who can't operate a fruit cup is attractive?

There a lot of things I can't do," he says. "With my ... health."
"Well," I say, "can you kiss girls?

Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?

When a girl turns down your advances, the polite thing to do is just move on.

Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.

Wow," says Peter, "when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.