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The Boov frowned. 'Now you sound like sheep.

For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

Soon the Boov was in the ghost suit and Pig was in the car, which would be a good lyric for a bluegrass song, now that I think of it.

I began thinking that this was a guy who displayed his books the way another guy might display his animal trophies.

What part of Canada are you from, honey?"
"THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Allo!" he shouted as he drifted away."there is no to fear! The Boov have stopped eating you people!

The fog was mysterious. The lights were mysterious. The music was "A-Tisket, A-Tasket".

Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.

Can I come into the out now? - Jlo

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

This is exciting," said J.Lo. "We are sneaky agent men, like Bond James Bond."
"I don't know where you pick this stuff up.

Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.

A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.

They were just people. They were too smart and too stupid to be anything else.

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda ... I should be a video game.

Director Tom Stone is currently a potato farmer in Holbrook and could not be reached for comment. RECORDING

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late.

Sometimes you really want to say "Duh," but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.

Miss someone is not just word it is more than word it is like when u want ur love to be with u every moment

So why the pelican? Said Haskoll.
The thief was giving Haskoll a look that said, Man, why NOT the pelican?

I am rubber but you are blue. Whatevers you are saying bounces off of me and I do not remember the rest.

Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

It smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.

I grabbed a bottle of glass cleaner because it comforted me to hold something in my hand that had a trigger, such as it was. I

The Boov are having seven magnificent genders. There is boy, girl, boygirl, girlboy, boyboy, boyboygirl, and boyboyboyboy." I

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.'
'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.

Aw, hewwo, widdle Chihuahua," she said. "Hewwo.

The Fay have always preferred a good story over a well-thought plan.

By the time we stopped for the night, Billy Milsap was as big as an ocean liner.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are ...

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

You are singing to the preacher," said J.Lo.
"Preaching to the choir," I corrected him.
"Yes. This thing.

You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14.

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."
"Sausages.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

Look," I said halfheartedly. "Another one of those tumbleweeds made out of old hair weaves."
"Tumbleweave," said J.Lo.

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.