Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 ...

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart. (Adam Carolla)

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Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Adam Carolla Quotes: California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.