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It ain't over 'til it's over.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it's too crowded.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Swing at the strikes.

Okay you guys, pair up in threes!

It gets late early out there.

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

You can get old pretty young if you don't
take care of yourself.

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.

Half the game is 90% mental.

Records and achievements are made to be broken.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.

Every time I see him, he's not there.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.

I don't see how he lost five games during the season.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

I didn't say the things I said.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.

Nobody goes there anymore, it's to crowded

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.

Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other half is physical.

Deja Vu All Over Again

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

We're lost, but we're making good time.

I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.

He must have made that before he died.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

In baseball, you don't know nothin'.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

It's not too far; it just seems like it is.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

Doing the little things can make a big difference.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

You gotta call a blacksmith.

I really didn't say everything I said. [ ... ] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

The only color I don't have is navy brown.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Slump? I ain't in no slump ... I just ain't hitting.

The game isn't over till it's over.

I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.

When you see a fork in the road...Take It!!

If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

When you come to a fork in the road, just take it

I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Yeah? For what paper?

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!

I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don't think I could eat eight.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.