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Don't take life so serious, son ... it ain't no how permanent.

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded.

Every burden is a blessing.

Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.

Yowpee! I pulls my brandin' irons an' comes out a-bitin' the dust - a reg'lar Hoopalong Cassowary!

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

In like a dimwit, out like a light.

Albert made of solid alligator - he heavy.

If you can't win, don't join them; learn how to lose.

Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.

Now is the time for all good men to come to.

Oop - I is tripped.

Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow permanent.

At wuntz? What HE do?
What HE do? Who do?
Wuntz do hoo doo? How do he do hoo doo?
Once do who do? What? What!? To wit, WHAT.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source ... Breathin'!

God is not dead-He is merely unemployed ...

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember ... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

Scuse me - gotta hurry home - left the chillun on the stove.

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.

What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

In this dark, when we all talk at once, some of us must learn to whistle.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.