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Tom Upton quotes: Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody's telling you to keep your mind clear?

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody's telling you to keep your mind clear?

Tom Upton quotes: You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Tom Upton quotes: I've always found wildlife very calming except when animals are eating each other, of course.

I've always found wildlife very calming
except when animals are eating each other, of course.

Tom Upton quotes: Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.

Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.

Tom Upton quotes: Other than the voices in my head, I think I'm pretty normal.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I'm pretty normal.

Tom Upton quotes: If everything is perfect, nobody has to say a word.

If everything is perfect, nobody has to say a word.

Tom Upton quotes: Apparently I couldn't even pretend to be normal.

Apparently I couldn't even pretend to be normal.

Tom Upton quotes: It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

Tom Upton quotes: Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

Tom Upton quotes: We're here to take over the world that's why we're starting here in Hamilton, Indiana the nerve center of the entire planet.

We're here to take over the world
that's why we're starting here in Hamilton, Indiana
the nerve center of the entire planet.

Tom Upton quotes: Some people are born to weirdness," Jerry said, "and others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Some people are born to weirdness," Jerry said, "and others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Tom Upton quotes: "Well I don't know the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."

"Well
I don't know
the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."

Tom Upton quotes: Poor kid all she'd wanted to do was get her teeth fixed.

Poor kid
all she'd wanted to do was get her teeth fixed.

Tom Upton quotes: I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

Tom Upton quotes: UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

Tom Upton quotes: Librarians are notorious snitches - don't let anybody convince you otherwise.

Librarians are notorious snitches - don't let anybody convince you otherwise.

Tom Upton quotes: Life is much simpler if you don't notice anything ...

Life is much simpler if you don't notice anything ...

Tom Upton quotes: All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I'm being judged.

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I'm being judged.

Tom Upton quotes: I really should come with a warning label.

I really should come with a warning label.

Tom Upton quotes: If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Tom Upton quotes: Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you'll never go wrong.

Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you'll never go wrong.

Tom Upton quotes: I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I'll make an exception.

I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Tom Upton quotes: It's pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.

It's pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun
it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.

Tom Upton quotes: Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

Tom Upton quotes: Your dad and I have been talking.""You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.

Your dad and I have been talking."
"You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.

Tom Upton quotes: I just love things that serve a duel purpose.

I just love things that serve a duel purpose.