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Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody's telling you to keep your mind clear?

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

I've always found wildlife very calming
except when animals are eating each other, of course.

Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I'm pretty normal.

If everything is perfect, nobody has to say a word.

Apparently I couldn't even pretend to be normal.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

We're here to take over the world
that's why we're starting here in Hamilton, Indiana
the nerve center of the entire planet.

Some people are born to weirdness," Jerry said, "and others have weirdness thrust upon them.

"Well
I don't know
the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."

Poor kid
all she'd wanted to do was get her teeth fixed.

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

Librarians are notorious snitches - don't let anybody convince you otherwise.

Life is much simpler if you don't notice anything ...

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I'm being judged.

I really should come with a warning label.

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you'll never go wrong.

I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I'll make an exception.

It's pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun
it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

Your dad and I have been talking."
"You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.

I just love things that serve a duel purpose.