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So listen everybody to what I got to say, there's hope for tomorrow, if we wake up today.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face.

Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.

If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.

While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.

Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.

Hunting is the last perfect thing.

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.

Lance Bass needs to quit worrying about outer space and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food.

I like Dave Grohl, I guess he's a little newer. It makes you shake, it's uppity and spirited.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a rock star, I've avoided that really well.

Trump represents the ultimate anti-status-quo suckerpunch.

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

The spirit of America is all about defiance, and the best music like mine is the freedom soundtrack.

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.

I am always writing music. I have got unlimited ideas because I have been clean and sober for my entire life.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Jesse Jackson and Al Not-So-Sharpton would be lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo that the policy and the president are racist and bigoted.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.

I heard guys say they got into rock and roll to pick up women. I didn't get into rock to pick up women, but I sure adapted.

Name me a society that doesn't love barbeque. It doesn't exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

Only an abuser can make the decision to stop abusing.

Music is the great connector.

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good, law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.

The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

Real Americans don't back down.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible.

Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow.

If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.

There was a time when man stood strong, right was right and wrong was wrong.

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

My baby she'll take a chance, my baby got a brand new dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango.

My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.

I'm militantly anti-drug abuse but love everything Keith Richards and some other drug goofballs do.

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

I really have the American dream licked.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno ... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.

If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

There are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.

I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!

My love is like a tire iron.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.

I can hear her thunder, she's coming after me, thunder thighs.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.

Ignorance is indeed bliss, but it is also dangerous and embarrassing.

Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals.

I dont partake in assembly-line convenience. I dont say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

I clearly understood the concept of wise use before I ever heard the actual words, for my father wouldn't allow us to waste anything.

The Indians the needed some food, and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby, millions of buffalo were the proof.

There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

A man must stand up for what he believes in - especially in this culture war between good and evil.

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada

The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.

I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop,

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.