Simon Munnery quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Simon Munnery

Simon Munnery Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Simon Munnery quotes: What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

Simon Munnery quotes: I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.

Simon Munnery quotes: Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

Simon Munnery quotes: He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

Simon Munnery quotes: Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

Simon Munnery quotes: It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

Simon Munnery quotes: Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

Simon Munnery quotes: If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut

If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep
your mouth shut

Simon Munnery quotes: Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

Simon Munnery quotes: All men are brothers. Hence war.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

Simon Munnery quotes: The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

Simon Munnery quotes: I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

Simon Munnery quotes: When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

Simon Munnery quotes: Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than Â£3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than Â£3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.