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Ryan Stiles quotes: I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

Ryan Stiles quotes: If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.

If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.

Ryan Stiles quotes: The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.

The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.

Ryan Stiles quotes: You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Ryan Stiles quotes: Quiet! I'm expressing myself!

Quiet! I'm expressing myself!

Ryan Stiles quotes: If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

Ryan Stiles quotes: What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

Ryan Stiles quotes: The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

Ryan Stiles quotes: I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

Ryan Stiles quotes: I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

Ryan Stiles quotes: That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.

That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.

Ryan Stiles quotes: If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

Ryan Stiles quotes: I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

Ryan Stiles quotes: When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

Ryan Stiles quotes: Two thongs don't make a right.

Two thongs don't make a right.

Ryan Stiles quotes: I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

Ryan Stiles quotes: Back off or the lizard gets it!

Back off or the lizard gets it!

Ryan Stiles quotes: I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

Ryan Stiles quotes: I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

Ryan Stiles quotes: Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Ryan Stiles quotes: Never trust sheep.

Never trust sheep.

Ryan Stiles quotes: The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

Ryan Stiles quotes: We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

Ryan Stiles quotes: If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Ryan Stiles quotes: I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

Ryan Stiles quotes: If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.