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If you expect the worst, you can only be suprised
— Peter Edwards
Living a life of service to others is the most powerful sermon of all, don't you think?
— Serena B. Miller
Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.
— Darynda Jones
Love is the same as a safety pin unsafe in the lapel of chance.
— Joaquin Sabina
Ninety per cent of how you learn is watching great people. When you are surrounded by good actors it lifts your performance.
— Natalie Portman
This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.
— G.G. Silverman
I think - you know, I'm a guy that - I don't live on the earth just to walk it. I live on here to make a difference.
— Tracy McGrady
I pray for people I love when they are sick. I pray that way.
— Frederick Buechner
Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.
— G.G. Silverman
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.
— Isaac Marion
Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.
— Seth Grahame-Smith
You can't judge a book by its cover," he said. "No," said Watts. "But you can tell how much it's gonna cost!
— David Bischoff
Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.
— Daniel Waters
Act as if everything you desire is already here ... treat yourself as if you already are what you'd like to become.
— Wayne Dyer
I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.
— G.G. Silverman
The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities.
— Jonathan Friesen
I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.
— Scott Westerfeld
People always say life is short. I've never been convinced of that - mine seems to have a tendency to go on and on.
— John Malkovich
