Zombie Humor Quotes
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Zombie Humor Quotes & Sayings
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By definition, fifty percent of every large group that let's anyone join is below average.
— Jack J. Lee
Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.
— Jesse Petersen
The question: What color is my parachute?The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black. — Jesse Petersen
Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today.
— Diana Rowland
I stared at him. David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.
— Jesse Petersen
Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined.
— Diana Rowland
Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play.
— Diana Rowland
Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.
— Jesse Petersen
Rich dad, poor zombie.
— Jesse Petersen
It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?" I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip. — Diana Rowland
Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
— Jesse Petersen
Zombie Super Powers, Activate!
— Diana Rowland
Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell.
— Jesse Petersen
It's not necrophilia if she still has a pulse...
— Scott Jonathan Nixon
One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
— Frank Tayell
So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.
— Lish McBride
Magic is a naughty beast.
— Rob E. Boley
Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.
— Jesse Petersen
Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
— Jesse Petersen
Snow came back, but she didn't come back right.
— Rob E. Boley
You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?"Tom smirked. "I'm no expert, but not all cannibals are zombies. — H.D. Timmons
Do what you love and the zombies will follow.
— Jesse Petersen
Bite first, ask questions later.
— John Austin
Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.
— Jesse Petersen
Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said."Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. — Maureen Johnson
What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie?" The big man in the back barked a laugh. "You'll pay for that one. — Aria Kane
Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?
— Jeff O'Brien
I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.
— Amanda Mosher
Fake it til you make it. Just make it.
— Jesse Petersen
God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he's having a grand old time punking the planet.
— Forrest Carr
Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.
— Shannon Jaeger
S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.
— Alison Kemper
But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.
— Diana Rowland
Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.
— Jesse Petersen
Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.
— Jesse Petersen
Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.
— Jesse Petersen
Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.
— Jesse Petersen
I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.
— J. Cornell Michel
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
— G.G. Silverman
Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now?
— Alison Kemper
Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?
— Jesse Petersen
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?
— Richard Kadrey
Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.
— Jesse Petersen
It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
— Michele W. Miller
All I can do is read about zombie cats - and wait.
— Angela Cervantes
No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.
— Lia Habel
That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.
— Diana Rowland
Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.
— Jesse Petersen
When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. - Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire
— Charlie Jane Anders
Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit.
— Daniel W. Drezner
I'm glad to know you have a sense of humor." "I'm a vampire, not a zombie." "Good to know.
— Chloe Neill
Protect your brand - and your ass.
— Jesse Petersen
