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By definition, fifty percent of every large group that let's anyone join is below average. — Jack J. Lee

Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it. — Jesse Petersen

The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black. — Jesse Petersen

When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass. — Unknown

I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole. — Mark Tufo

Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today. — Diana Rowland

I stared at him. David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie. — Jesse Petersen

Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined. — Diana Rowland

Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play. — Diana Rowland

Three hours ago I was in bed, I thought miserably. I should have stayed there. — Diana Rowland

Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else. — Jesse Petersen

Rich dad, poor zombie. — Jesse Petersen

It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?"
I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip. — Diana Rowland

Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might. — Jesse Petersen

Zombie Super Powers, Activate! — Diana Rowland

Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell. — Jesse Petersen

It's not necrophilia if she still has a pulse... — Scott Jonathan Nixon

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me. — Frank Tayell

Hey - let's get something straight. It's a vampire/alien/zombie/warlock hybrid flick. — Julie James

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident. — Lish McBride

Magic is a naughty beast. — Rob E. Boley

Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie. — Jesse Petersen

Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies. — Jesse Petersen

Snow came back, but she didn't come back right. — Rob E. Boley

You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?"
Tom smirked. "I'm no expert, but not all cannibals are zombies. — H.D. Timmons

Do what you love and the zombies will follow. — Jesse Petersen

I killed a couple of people," Scooter said. "Wanna play cards? — Forrest Carr

Bite first, ask questions later. — John Austin

Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires. — Jesse Petersen

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said.
"Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. — Maureen Johnson

What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie?"
The big man in the back barked a laugh. "You'll pay for that one. — Aria Kane

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces? — Jeff O'Brien

I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire. — Amanda Mosher

Fake it til you make it. Just make it. — Jesse Petersen

God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he's having a grand old time punking the planet. — Forrest Carr

Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple. — Shannon Jaeger

S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old. — Alison Kemper

But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me. — Diana Rowland

Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit. — Jesse Petersen

Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too. — Jesse Petersen

Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it. — Jesse Petersen

Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it. — Jesse Petersen

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right? — Alison Kemper

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier. — J. Cornell Michel

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. — G.G. Silverman

Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now? — Alison Kemper

Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun? — Jesse Petersen

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right? — Richard Kadrey

Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse. — Diana Rowland

It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup. — Diana Rowland

Don't forget the little people, even when you want to. — Jesse Petersen

It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong. — Michele W. Miller

What about mold," Tom reminded her. "Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive. — Lia Habel

Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done. — J. Lynn

All I can do is read about zombie cats - and wait. — Angela Cervantes

No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it. — Lia Habel

That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real. — Diana Rowland

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely. — Jesse Petersen

When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. - Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire — Charlie Jane Anders

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit. — Daniel W. Drezner

I'm glad to know you have a sense of humor." "I'm a vampire, not a zombie." "Good to know. — Chloe Neill

The world had went to hell, but at least I'd have pretty toenails. — Rose Wynters

Protect your brand - and your ass. — Jesse Petersen

Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way. — Jesse Petersen