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Television is just the wrong medium, at least in prime time, to teach science. I think it is hopeless if it insists on behaving like television ... — Jeremy Bernstein

It creates an effective contrast, like riding a bike down a long and peaceful country road and every other hundred yards the bike turns into a bear. — Yahtzee Croshaw

New Super Mario Br - I'm just gonna call it "Steve" from now on, all right? — Yahtzee Croshaw

When given the choice, we'd all rather be happy now ... even if that guarantees we'll all be sad later. — Chuck Klosterman

My first postseason home run was a walk-off in the Division Series. That was just a special moment in my career. — Mark Teixeira

If you only take small risks, you are only entitled to a small life. — Robin Sharma

A Shadow's Tale - I'm going to keep calling it A Shadow's Tale because fuck America for wanting to be different and special all the time. — Yahtzee Croshaw

What were they going to do after killing the president, declare themselves king? — Yahtzee Croshaw

I was born in 1960 into a more violent America than we had in 2014. We haven't been in such a good place for more than 50 years. — James Comey

Eats Shoots and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation, by Lynne Truss. — John Golden

Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts — Yahtzee Croshaw

Don't panic. If you write, you'll be a writer. — Whitney Otto

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers. — Yahtzee Croshaw

How exactly does a steam-powered gun turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances. — Yahtzee Croshaw

My mother would beat me so bad, I wouldn't be able to sit down. And I would never snitch. — DMX

There's a new spell you get around level 50 called "Mirror Image" which might as well be called "Reap On, Ye Fucking Reaper Man". — Yahtzee Croshaw

Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us so shut up, sounds like a pretty good draw card for a leader to have. — Yahtzee Croshaw

I picked it up 'cause the back of the box said the Kinect had "finally found its hardcore game" and I interpreted that as a challenge. — Yahtzee Croshaw

With small-town America it's always either zombies or communists isn't it. — Yahtzee Croshaw

What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it? — Yahtzee Croshaw