Zebra Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Zebra

Zebra Quotes & Sayings

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We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas. — Rick Riordan

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray. — Demetri Martin

If it's making a galloping noise, it's probably a horse, not a zebra. — Kelly Williams Brown

Somewhere, the zebra is dancing. — Garth Stein

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes. — Louis Tomlinson

My scars were reflecting the mist in your headlights I looked like a neon zebra, shaking rain off her stripes — Fiona Apple

I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it. — Steven Wright

I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I would flail my arms and kick up my legs. — Johnny Weir

Go! And remember! Zebra is fine creature to admire, but you do not have to ride it. — John Allison

No, he wasn't letting Dez MacDermot get away. He'd take her down like his ancestors took down full-grown zebra. — Shelly Laurenston

I turned around, stepped over the Zebra and threw myself overboard. — Yann Martel

Eugene turned the key. A sound like a two-story house being shat out the asshole of a zebra ripped through the dashboard. — Patrick Ness

It's just that the chaos has changed shape. The giraffe and the bear have traded hats, and the bear's switched scarves with the zebra. — Haruki Murakami

A BMS hears hoofbeats outside his window, the first thing he thinks of is a zebra — Samuel Shem

You can't make a zebra by painting stripes on a horse. — Holly Bodger

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot! — Henny Youngman

Of course I'd hallucinate a zebra. Why couldn't I dream up Robert Pattinson or, better yet, a river of Gatorade? — Lynne Matson

A couple of weeks after that, Zebra Books phoned with an offer, and I accepted. — George Stephen

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse? — Jay Leno

I've eaten sheep's eyes, the still hot meat from a zebra killed by a lion, and maggots which give you 70 calories to the ounce. — Bear Grylls

Pulling off a zebra-print dress can be challenging for some. — Iman Abdulmajid

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof! — Chris Rock

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol. — Vonnie Davis

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes! — Ogden Nash

With the sun rising on the distant sea horizon, she could almost forget the braying of the donkeys. — Alexandra Brenton

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often. — Dov Davidoff

I feel lost yet strangely at home, like a flea who has taken up residence on a zebra. — A.G. Howard

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me. — Jodi Picoult

Zebra print leggings. A black leather jacket. Boots as big as your head, a pink feather boa, blue jeans, Hanes T-shirts in white and black - — J.R. Ward

A zebra does not change its spots. — Al Gore

I hate to read books but a friend said he read the dictionary and that the Zebra did it. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

A zebra can not change it's spots. — Al Gore

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go. — Dr. Seuss

God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Just look at a zebra and tell me what was going on in His mind that day. — Kim Gruenenfelder