Zebra Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Zebra

Zebra Quotes & Sayings

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Zebra Quotes By Rick Riordan: We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas. — Rick Riordan

Zebra Quotes By Demetri Martin: How fast does a zebra have to run

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray. — Demetri Martin

Zebra Quotes By Kelly Williams Brown: If it's making a galloping noise, it's probably

If it's making a galloping noise, it's probably a horse, not a zebra. — Kelly Williams Brown

Zebra Quotes By Garth Stein: Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.

Somewhere, the zebra is dancing. — Garth Stein

Zebra Quotes By Louis Tomlinson: I secretly want to be a zebra. That

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes. — Louis Tomlinson

Zebra Quotes By Fiona Apple: My scars were reflecting the mist in your

My scars were reflecting the mist in your headlights I looked like a neon zebra, shaking rain off her stripes — Fiona Apple

Zebra Quotes By Steven Wright: I finally got around to reading the dictionary.

I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it. — Steven Wright

Zebra Quotes By Johnny Weir: I played soccer, and I was the kid

I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I would flail my arms and kick up my legs. — Johnny Weir

Zebra Quotes By John Allison: Go! And remember! Zebra is fine creature to

Go! And remember! Zebra is fine creature to admire, but you do not have to ride it. — John Allison

Zebra Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: No, he wasn't letting Dez MacDermot get away.

No, he wasn't letting Dez MacDermot get away. He'd take her down like his ancestors took down full-grown zebra. — Shelly Laurenston

Zebra Quotes By Yann Martel: I turned around, stepped over the Zebra and

I turned around, stepped over the Zebra and threw myself overboard. — Yann Martel

Zebra Quotes By Patrick Ness: Eugene turned the key. A sound like a

Eugene turned the key. A sound like a two-story house being shat out the asshole of a zebra ripped through the dashboard. — Patrick Ness

Zebra Quotes By Haruki Murakami: It's just that the chaos has changed shape.

It's just that the chaos has changed shape. The giraffe and the bear have traded hats, and the bear's switched scarves with the zebra. — Haruki Murakami

Zebra Quotes By Samuel Shem: A BMS hears hoofbeats outside his window, the

A BMS hears hoofbeats outside his window, the first thing he thinks of is a zebra — Samuel Shem

Zebra Quotes By Holly Bodger: You can't make a zebra by painting stripes

You can't make a zebra by painting stripes on a horse. — Holly Bodger

Zebra Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish man bought a zebra for a

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot! — Henny Youngman

Zebra Quotes By Lynne Matson: Of course I'd hallucinate a zebra. Why couldn't

Of course I'd hallucinate a zebra. Why couldn't I dream up Robert Pattinson or, better yet, a river of Gatorade? — Lynne Matson

Zebra Quotes By George Stephen: A couple of weeks after that, Zebra Books

A couple of weeks after that, Zebra Books phoned with an offer, and I accepted. — George Stephen

Zebra Quotes By Jay Leno: Scientists think they can now clone an all-white

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse? — Jay Leno

Zebra Quotes By Bear Grylls: I've eaten sheep's eyes, the still hot meat

I've eaten sheep's eyes, the still hot meat from a zebra killed by a lion, and maggots which give you 70 calories to the ounce. — Bear Grylls

Zebra Quotes By Iman Abdulmajid: Pulling off a zebra-print dress can be challenging

Pulling off a zebra-print dress can be challenging for some. — Iman Abdulmajid

Zebra Quotes By Chris Rock: Give me a black man, a white woman,

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof! — Chris Rock

Zebra Quotes By Vonnie Davis: The little woman, wearing a pink and black

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol. — Vonnie Davis

Zebra Quotes By Ogden Nash: Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes! — Ogden Nash

Zebra Quotes By Alexandra Brenton: With the sun rising on the distant sea

With the sun rising on the distant sea horizon, she could almost forget the braying of the donkeys. — Alexandra Brenton

Zebra Quotes By Dov Davidoff: It's a wonder you don't see the zebra

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often. — Dov Davidoff

Zebra Quotes By A.G. Howard: I feel lost yet strangely at home, like

I feel lost yet strangely at home, like a flea who has taken up residence on a zebra. — A.G. Howard

Zebra Quotes By Jodi Picoult: Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me. — Jodi Picoult

Zebra Quotes By J.R. Ward: Zebra print leggings. A black leather jacket. Boots

Zebra print leggings. A black leather jacket. Boots as big as your head, a pink feather boa, blue jeans, Hanes T-shirts in white and black - — J.R. Ward

Zebra Quotes By Al Gore: A zebra does not change its spots.

A zebra does not change its spots. — Al Gore

Zebra Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: I hate to read books but a friend

I hate to read books but a friend said he read the dictionary and that the Zebra did it. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Zebra Quotes By Al Gore: A zebra can not change it's spots.

A zebra can not change it's spots. — Al Gore

Zebra Quotes By Dr. Seuss: There's no limit to how much you'll know,

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go. — Dr. Seuss

Zebra Quotes By Kim Gruenenfelder: God has a sense of humor. Don't believe

God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Just look at a zebra and tell me what was going on in His mind that day. — Kim Gruenenfelder