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Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: But that's incredible." "No, Zaphod. Just very very

But that's incredible." "No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable." "Er, yeah. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said

Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod.
'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit

Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Debasish Mridha: We often concentrate on the negative side of

We often concentrate on the negative side of the humanity, but humanity is growing, maturing every day, and to sign the song of a better future. — Debasish Mridha

Zaphod's Quotes By Rick Moody: There is no right or wrong reading of

There is no right or wrong reading of Naked Lunch, though some readings are more common, and thus Burroughs commercial is not the issue. — Rick Moody

Zaphod's Quotes By Christos Tsiolkas: Everything is fair in love and art.

Everything is fair in love and art. — Christos Tsiolkas

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as

Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Geshe Kelsang Gyatso: Pure happiness can only be attained through developing

Pure happiness can only be attained through developing our mind. — Geshe Kelsang Gyatso

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: The ship did. All by itself." "Huh?" "While

The ship did. All by itself." "Huh?" "While we were in Improbability Drive." "But that's incredible." "No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By William Hazlitt: Persons who undertake to pry into, or cleanse

Persons who undertake to pry into, or cleanse out all the filth of a common sewer, either cannot have very nice noses, or will soon lose them. — William Hazlitt

Zaphod's Quotes By Diana Nyad: This journey has always been about reaching your

This journey has always been about reaching your own other shore no matter what it is, and that dream continues. — Diana Nyad

Zaphod's Quotes By Anonymous: Yeah," said Zaphod patting the thing on a

Yeah," said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing, "and you, baby, should be in real life. — Anonymous

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: If there's anything more important than my ego

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Zaphod was so surprised that they had to

Zaphod was so surprised that they had to shoot him again before he fell down. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Richard Bandler: If it's worth feeling bad about, it's worthy

If it's worth feeling bad about, it's worthy of amnesia. — Richard Bandler

Zaphod's Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones

Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary.
-Cat — Jeaniene Frost

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll

If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge

Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Don't try to understand me, just be grateful

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face. — Eoin Colfer

Zaphod's Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham: Man has always found it easier to sacrifice

Man has always found it easier to sacrifice his life than to learn the multiplication table. — W. Somerset Maugham

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?

What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse? — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down

Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us! — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other

One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking at anything very much. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Look," said Zaphod, "will you get it into

Look," said Zaphod, "will you get it into your heads? That's just a recorded message. It's millions of years old. It doesn't apply to us, get it? — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know? — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Tom Stoppard: My life is sectioned off into hot flushes,

My life is sectioned off into hot flushes, pursuits of this or that. — Tom Stoppard

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Computer," said Zaphod, "tell us what our present

Computer," said Zaphod, "tell us what our present trajectory is. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod's Quotes By Douglas Adams: Today was the day; today was the day

Today was the day; today was the day when they would realize what Zaphod had been up to. Today was what Zaphod Beeblebrox's presidency was all about. — Douglas Adams