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Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey. — Eduard Heine

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". — Ashleigh Brilliant

The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes. — Daniel Tosh

People like you are the reason People like me need medication. — Cheyenne McCray

Mel exhaled. Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us. — Kresley Cole

Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers. — Michael Callahan

For some reason, humans have this funny thing about where we came from - it always has far more emotional weight than where we are. — Chris Milk

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence. — Bauvard

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. — Duke Of Wellington

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. — W.C. Fields

So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist. — Jennifer Bosworth

Right there - the hope of bacon is a reason to love life. — Deb Caletti

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence
and punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian

The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial. — Arthur Adamov

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. — Douglas Adams

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive. — Charles Barkley

I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny. — Paul Provenza

You aren't a morning person, are you?" he mused.
"No, I'm not. There is a reason mornin' and mournin' sound the same. — L.A. Casey

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush

The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more. — Christopher Moore

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. — Matthew Lillard

I think sometimes the stars align whether we want them to or not. And we're drawn to certain people and places for no other reason than ... Destiny. — Morgan Parker

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny. — Hugh Grant

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle — Josh Stern

You look angry," he said.
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman

It just seems to me that there's no particular reason comedy albums should be dead. There's a lot to laugh at. We have very funny people, still. — Eric Idle

A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush. — Aldous Huxley

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason. — Nathan Fielder

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

Folks are funny. They can't stick to one way of thinking or doing anything unless they get a new reason for doing it ever so often. — William Faulkner

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. — Paul Fix

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. — Jack Handy

The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time. — Brian Wilson

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. — Megan Fox

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. — Kevin James

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career. — Marc Maron

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason — Mason Cooley

I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason. — Diane Messidoro

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus