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The tragedy of being old is you can no longer apply whats taken you so long to learn (Kissing The Beehive) — Jonathan Lethem

Don't frown so, you'll look old before your time. — Lloyd Alexander

Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too. — Jim Cornette

There's nothing that makes you so aware of the improvisation of human existence as a song unfinished. Or an old address book. — Carson McCullers

You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go. — Karl Pilkington

I remember once kissing you, your face lit by northern stars. Promising to grow old with you, and now so simply breaking the promise. — Carew Papritz

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. — Rush Limbaugh

Creativity is the new currency, so, are you credited with new thoughts or overdrawn in old thinking? — Onyi Anyado

You have to give up some of the old so that you can make room for the new. — Yanni

If you listen to a lot of old funk records, the drums are really small. But you don't perceive it like that because the groove is so heavy. — Lenny Kravitz

I'm so sorry I wasn't here sooner, but you'll have to forgive an old vampire for being a bit rusty in the dreamscape. — Sara Humphreys

But I can't stay here for a week!"
"You can stay here all right, silly old Bear. It's getting you out which is so difficult. — A.A. Milne

I think old age is in each one's head; so if you're happy doing what you love, you're going to be young. — Anderson Silva

Vigilance in oneself is very important. Vigilance means to be alert to what happens inside, so you can catch an old, collective habit pattern. — Eckhart Tolle

Growing old is so darn unappealing until you consider the alternative. — David Baldacci

Maybe there are only so many faces in the world. You get old enough, you start seeing 'em used again. Craw — Joe Abercrombie

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about ... — Peg Bracken

I feel like 35. At 35 you're old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with the knowledge. So I stayed at 35! — Michael Caine

You should not have believ'd me, for virtue cannot so
inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of it. I lov'd you not. — William Shakespeare

I must be getting old ... People are beginning to tell me I look so young. They never tell you that when you are young. — Lucy Maud Montgomery

That's the great thing about music. You can find some '60s pop record and feel completely invigorated by it, even though it's so old. — Kathleen Hanna

So long as you are learning, you are not growing old. — Joseph Hergesheimer

Smell The Cheese Often So You Know When It Is Getting Old Sometime — Spencer Johnson

It was so simple in the old days. You put out an album, people promoted it, it got in the charts, and you had a hit. — Jeff Lynne

Hey, White, you know where your loyalties are? Right here. The old pinstripes. No! You never wore them ... So you have a right to sing the blues. — Phil Rizzuto

Pursue money while you're alive, so that poverty will not pursue you when you're old. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long. — Sam Ewing

So you would kill Old Ireland?" Anna Livia said. "You would kill yourself, for without Old Ireland, you wouldn't be. — Andrew M. Greeley

So this was all you got:the zooty sideburns and masturbator's pallor of an old Ted in a black suit and the secular obsequies. — Martin Amis

Randolph," he said, "were you ever as young as me?" And Randolph said: "I was never so old. — Truman Capote

There's so much to write. Where should I start?
I texted my old Jiko this question, and she wrote me back this:
'You should start where you are — Ruth Ozeki

Okay," I began. "You're too old for me. You're scary. It's creepy that you were so all over my mom and now you're all over me. — Lili St. Crow

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives. — Maurice Chevalier

Blow out, you bugles, over the rich Dead! There's none of these so lonely and poor of old, But, dying, has made us rarer gifts than gold. — Rupert Brooke

You can only blame your problems on the world for so long
Before it all becomes the same old song — Fall Out Boy

If you frown so much, it's going to become permanent. You don't want to look like and old man, do you? — Karen Swart

When you get old the worst thing is you lose so many friends. Burt Lancaster, Frank Sinatra, John Wayne. People who I loved to work with. — Kirk Douglas

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully. — Woody Allen

So my brain is as stuffed as some old broken-down Commodore you see left in the bush. — Alexis Wright

It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap, nobody will fly it. — Gordon Bethune

I'm awful dull, but I hope I've beat out something nigh the rights of this at last. And so GOD bless you, dear old Pip, old chap, GOD bless you! — Charles Dickens

I could promise that I'll always be true to you, but we may not live to be so old. — Elvis Costello

Deny human rights, and however little you may wish to do so, you will find yourself abjectly kneeling at the feet of that old-world god, Force. — Auberon Herbert

When you're old nobody touches you nobody listens to you - not in this bloody country.so that's what I do. I touch and I listen. — Rose Tremain

Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible. — Ursula K. Le Guin

It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old. — Mark Twain

I got too old to live in the bush. You really need to be youngish and healthy, so it seemed stupid to keep going. — Mary Leakey

You'll forgive the flowery talk, won't you? Our family does so love to be told they are beautiful. Vanity is an old and venerable habit. — Catherynne M Valente

I'll be back 'round again, yes, I'll walk in time with you, old friend. And we'll find that place that we had danced in so long ago. — Dave Matthews

So, what do you plan to do with me now? Are we done with the torturing? 'Cause it was getting old, — N.R. Marxsen

So you see, old age is really not so bad. May you come to know the condition! — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Congratulations!
If I may be so bold
Only 40 years to go
Before you're a century old
Just saying — John Walter Bratton

I know you two are old and up past your bedtime so ill keep this quick. — Sarah J. Maas

So long, old pal. You're going to a different world now. It's sure to be a better one, since no other world could be as bad as this one is. — Kurt Vonnegut

You're old for so much longer than you're young, she thinks. Really it hardly seems fair. — Anne Tyler

You will always be
special to someone.
Unless you grow so old,
everyone you knew
went ahead — Psyche Roxas-Mendoza

To me, fair friend, you never shall be old,
For as you were when first your eye I ey'd
So seems your beauty still. — William Shakespeare

You're getting too old for a stuffed animal. So we traded your bear for a toaster. — Philip C. Stead

Sometimes you find an old tune so good you can use it several times for different purposes. — Pete Seeger

The World is a very old place, so you'll never be able to tell a completely original story — Wally Lamb

Sometimes it gets old, living in the shadows. Somehow they're not quite so dark when you're around. — A.L. Jackson

So stop sulking. You're not old enough for the cool, tortured look. — Tite Kubo

It there's one thing certain, it's that we all have to get old someday. So get used to the idea as quickly as you can. — Betty Smith

What's so good about a heaven where, one of these days, you're going to get your embarrassing old body back? — Marsha Norman

When you little, you only get asked two questions, what's your name and how old you is, so you better get em right. — Kathryn Stockett

Time is a beautiful thing. It's like when you meet an old lover on the street six years later and they don't look so ugly anymore. — Sarah McLachlan

You don't stop the watch when you are afraid of getting old, so don't cut off advertising when you want to save money."
~Madi Preda — Madi Preda

Save now, so you are not dependent on your children when you are old — Radhe Maa

Rejoice, Florence, seeing you are so great that over sea and land you flap your wings, and your name is widely known in Hell! — Dante Alighieri

You may bury my body down by the highway side. So my old evil spirit can catch a Greyhound bus and ride. — Robert Johnson

Be happy when you don't notice that you're getting old, it means you have had a great life so far. — Julia Serano

Life is Beauty, Mystery, Sweetness and Terror. Get married soon as possible so when you get divorced, you're not too old.
Miss Agony — W.H. Manville

At a certain age [ ... ] you start thinking you might have learned something when you were young if you hadn't already been so smart. — Mark Jenkins

So that means you are almost old enough to be my grandfather. Raj laughed, Your great, great, grandfather, more likely, but whose counting? — D.B. Reynolds

That poem is so damned long. You'd think old Walt could have taken a line or two to tell us how to unscrew the door from its jamb. — John Green

I'm programmed so that only you two can see my old Aura. Everyone else sees an entirely different guy. Boom. Amazing, I know. — James Dashner

But Cal," Jem protested, "you don't look even near as old as Atticus."
"Colored folks don't show their ages so fast," she said. — Harper Lee

Raw talent only gets you so far in this old world and the rest is a whole lot of practice, persistence, and perspiration. — Victoria Forester

No, you're just old. You've seen everything." "Not so old that I can't still kick your ass, girl," Gwyn said. — S.M. Reine

This is what it means to get old, you don't look forward to pleasure so much as easing pain. — Philipp Meyer

I tell you old and young are better than tired middle-aged, nothing is so dead dead-tired, dead every way as middle-aged. — Gertrude Stein

There's so much around, you don't know what to listen to. All I've got at home is Bo Diddley, some Stones and Beatles stuff, and old jazz records. — Syd Barrett

There's only so long you can be at the zoo before it gets old. — Kat Zhang

As the flowers are all made sweeter
by the sunshine and the dew,
So this old world is made brighter
by the lives of folks like you. — Bonnie Parker

When old friends reconnect, there is a refreshing newness, after great memories wash over you, the stage is set for so many more. — Tom Althouse

Butt fucking the American dream so you can buy cheap T-shirts at Old Navy. Isn't life beautiful? — Shane Kuhn

Look at me
a big old black man under all of this makeup, and if I can look beautiful, so can you. — RuPaul

If you're old and you lose, they say you're outmoded. If you're young and you lose, they say you're green. So don't lose. — Terry Brennan

When you're 12, a 12-year-old girl is so out of your league, because they have no interest in you. You're like 10 years younger. You're 2 to them. — Michael Cera

I have so much respect for people that are my elders. You aren't going to hear me cursing around people that are 60 and 70 years old. — Ray Lewis

Sometimes you just have to jump in a mud puddle because it's there. Never get so old that you forget about having fun. — Tom Giaquinto

It sucked to be old enough to want to know what was going on, but so young you were always dismissed. — Cassandra Clare

One old lady who wants her head lifted wouldn't be so bad, but you multiply her two hundred and fifty thousand times and what you get is a book club. — Flannery O'Connor

So let's say our bloody goodbyes, and then you can promise to remember me from my good old days.
"I can't do that," Minho said. — James Dashner

They say bachelors have all the fun. Not so. You just get old and full of sand, nasty. — Stephen King

I'm not so old that I've lost my wits, you piece of fox dung! Tallstar snarled. — Erin Hunter

After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times. — Sandra Bullock

You're too young to be so old. — Leslea Tash

So, lively brisk old fellow, don't let age get you down. White hairs or not, you can still be a lover. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Kids know me from their Grease DVD, so they instantly respond. You can hear a pin drop when I do my old songs. — Frankie Avalon