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You're eleven years old, Mr. Potter!" she said in a harsh whisper.
"And therefore subhuman. Sorry ... for a moment there, I forgot. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

If you're 40 years old and you've never had a failure, you've been deprived. — Gloria Swanson

If you make something your life's work, make sure it's something you can feel proud of when you're an old relic like me. — Patrick Carman

Before you know it it's 3 am and you're 80 years old and you can't remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart. — Anita Pallenberg

You're never too old to chase your dream. — Diana Nyad

Somebody once told me that whatever you're listening to at 30 years old is going to be what you listen to for life and that's largely true. — Michael Wilbon

I like you, Mark, and I hope you'll come see me again. You're a nice guy and you have an old soul. I hope we can be friends. — T.A. Webb

The thing about having a very young mother who had you at 20 is that you expect that you're going to be old ladies together. — Julianne Moore

You'd think old age was a criminal offense, not a destination we're all heading to. — David Mitchell

Painting seems an old man's business. After a certain time you're out of it, and you just paint masterpieces. — Alex Katz

Can I have a Happy Meal?"
"don't you think you're getting a little old for that?"
"I'm only seven, Dad. — Nicholas Sparks

The only reason to write a new song is because you're tired of the old ones. — Miles Davis

When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you can't play a 20-year-old. — Bob Odenkirk

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. — Katharine Hepburn

If you're sad today, just remember the world is over 4 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as David Bowie. — Simon Pegg

You're a hidjus old pollywobble! — Ruth Park

Okay," I began. "You're too old for me. You're scary. It's creepy that you were so all over my mom and now you're all over me. — Lili St. Crow

It's a funny old world. Once you realize that, you're halfway there. — Maeve Binchy

Ronda, you know why a guy in his twenties goes after sixteen-year-old girls? Because they're dumb enough to believe his bullshit. — Ronda Rousey

Your tears come easy, when you're young, and beginning the world. Your tears come easy, when you're old, and leaving it. I burst out crying. — Wilkie Collins

Don't ever think it's too late for you or that you're too old to dream and have goals. — Louise Hay

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early. — David Spade

I'll wait until we're both old and gray, chasing you around the retirement home while pushing my walker if that's what it takes. — Ann Mayburn

I hate not talking to you, I hate not bickering like we're an old married couple and I hate not spending every day right next to you.
Chase — Molly McAdams

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. — Fred Willard

You're the Baba Yaga?" He gazed at her in disbelief. "But the Baba Yaga is an ugly old crone, and you're, you're... not! — Deborah Blake

Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores. — Lois Greiman

Don't hold on to the old when you're being led somewhere new. Come out of your comfort zone. — Joel Osteen

You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it. — Robert Breault

I want to break the old paradigm of thinking that if you're successful, you have to crash and burn-that all of this won't be there tomorrow. — Meredith Brooks

For a fifteen-year-old who doesn't even shave yet, you're sure carrying a lot of baggage around. — Haruki Murakami

You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans. — Ellen DeGeneres

The easiest thing in the world is to convince yourself that you're right. As one grows old, it is easier still. — Robert Ludlum

When you're old, you are more certain of who you are, and that may be a good thing or a bad thing. — Sally Field

They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking. — Kurt Vonnegut

What's so good about a heaven where, one of these days, you're going to get your embarrassing old body back? — Marsha Norman

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. — Phyllis Diller

When you're young, you haven't the experience, when you're old you haven't the strength. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The accolades usually come when you're dead or too old to get a job. — John Frankenheimer

We're gonna be ... I mean people like you and me ... we're gonna be fifty-year-old libertines in a world full of twenty-year-old Calvinists. — Armistead Maupin

Never, ever give up. You're never too old to chase your dreams. It looks like a solitary sport, but really a team effort — Diana Nyad

You better not brag, you're a hunky old hag, and that goes for your mother, too. — Steve Miller

Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey. — Nick Hornby

Guys like you can't escape the city. Hell, you a got a blood contract with this place. You're married to the old girl. — Mickey Spillane

And don't give me the same old story:
"We're in Mexico. Pray."
You'd be better off taking a snake rattle. — Carlos Fuentes

You're never too old or too busy to continue your educatioan! — Eva Longoria

Be happy when you don't notice that you're getting old, it means you have had a great life so far. — Julia Serano

Don't you think you're quite young?'
'I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho

When you're old, do you really want to look back at your life and realize that you were never young? — Kyra Davis

You're never too old to be young. — Paul Palnik

build a new ship out of old wood or you're destined to sink. — Andrea Smith

Getting older is not something that you're not much concerned with. — George Clooney

It might have been the seventies, but if you're old enough for a moustache you're too old for strawberry-patterned trousers. — Jo Wood

Publish a book before you're too old to read it without glasses. — Fennel Hudson

Whatever age you are when you're first burned is old enough to lose hope that you'll ever get excited about anybody else. — Daria Snadowsky

There's an old Ritadarion saying. You're never more alive than when you walk hand in hand with death. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Life is Beauty, Mystery, Sweetness and Terror. Get married soon as possible so when you get divorced, you're not too old.
Miss Agony — W.H. Manville

I don't have any regrets. If I could have talked to my 19- or 20-year-old self, I would have said, 'You're going to be fine. It ain't that serious!' — Queen Latifah

People assume actresses are afraid to get older; the truth is the roles get a whole lot more compelling once you're too old to play dumb. — Olivia Wilde

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think. — Michael Caine

Tough old world, baby. If you're not bolted together tightly, you're gonna shake, rattle, and roll before you turn thirty. — Stephen King

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton

If we were teenagers, I could kiss you. But I'm on a platform behind a counter wearing a name tag and we're too old to be young. — Caroline Kepnes

I'm 33 ... before AC/DC I've played in a lot of bands in Australia. You're never too old to rock and roll. — Bon Scott

You're nearly eight hundred years old and here you are, sitting on our sofa, and you're a vampire who needs our help. Of course. — K.J. Wignall

I guess you're not gonna be happy til' it's for real. Four year old kids, doing drive-bys on Big Wheels. — Big Daddy Kane

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun. — Pat Paulsen

I like how you sing that song. You sound like you're really old. — John McEuen

When you're 20 years old and you're making points with volume and dynamism, it's a fantastic thing to do. — Robert Plant

In sports ... you play from the time you're eight years old, and then you're done forever. — Joe Montana

That's what happens when you're thirty-seven years old: you do the things you always did but the result is somehow different. — Michael Lewis

Old times, as my father used to say: If you're not careful, they'll gut you like a fish. — Amor Towles

If you're old and you lose, they say you're outmoded. If you're young and you lose, they say you're green. So don't lose. — Terry Brennan

There's an old saying," Buck said. "A hundred things can go wrong in a holdup, and if you can think of fifty of them you're a damn genius. — James Carlos Blake

When you start thinking about death more than sex, you know you're getting old. — Nick Nolte

Bite on the bullet, old man, and don't let them think you're afraid. — Rudyard Kipling

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light! — Red Buttons

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people. — Helen Gurley Brown

No, you're just old. You've seen everything." "Not so old that I can't still kick your ass, girl," Gwyn said. — S.M. Reine

You're too old for fairy tales," Baasen said. — James S.A. Corey

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund — Ben Elton

You're growing old together," she said to me. "You and what frightens you. — Vivian Gornick

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. — Russell Baker

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting ... old? If I'm ... old, then what is she? — Gail Parent

If you're good enough, you're old enough. — Freddy Adu

If you're lucky enough to get old, I think you should celebrate it. — Iris Apfel

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny. — Max Wright

As the old military adage goes, "If you're in a fair fight, you're doing it wrong. — Gary J. Byrne

When you're young, you wish for things in the future, but when you grow old ... you wish for things from the past to — Lorraine Heath

When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise. — Brad Paisley

There's an old Southern saying that if you're worried about your weight, clothes, or getting old, then you don't have any real problems. — Amy Hill Hearth

in time-out. That's how you're acting - like five-year-olds. It's time you realized that you are sixteen and way too old for this nonsense. And you — Holly Jacobs

I guess it comes back to the old motto, you have you're fifteen minutes a fame. — Steve Brown

You're thinking about how it's morning now or night and the next thing you know, you're old. — Haruki Murakami

Don't thank me just yet. There is much more to come for us. You can thank me when we're old and grey. — Olivia L. Thomas

Why should you expect everything to work out successful? You're old enough to know better. — James Purdy

My God,' he gasped, 'you're fun to kiss. — F Scott Fitzgerald