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You're A Jerk Quotes By Logan Green: Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment,

Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far. — Logan Green

You're A Jerk Quotes By Lisa Turner: Life sucks when you find out Superman's a

Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk. — Lisa Turner

You're A Jerk Quotes By Renee Wade: He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK

He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you! — Renee Wade

You're A Jerk Quotes By Pete Wentz: The Worst part of acting like a jerk

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were. — Pete Wentz

You're A Jerk Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Ron gave a tiny jerk of the head

Ron gave a tiny jerk of the head that Harry understood to mean, Well - if you must. — J.K. Rowling

You're A Jerk Quotes By Ellen Goodman: My father used to say that if a

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk." — Ellen Goodman

You're A Jerk Quotes By Jonathan Goldstein: If you could jerk off to something else,

If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive? — Jonathan Goldstein

You're A Jerk Quotes By Anna Kendrick: I fall in love with characters when they're

I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic way. — Anna Kendrick

You're A Jerk Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: You gonna spend the rest of your days

You gonna spend the rest of your days whining because you dad's a jerk? I hate people like that. Don't be a baby - live your own life. — Laurie Halse Anderson

You're A Jerk Quotes By C.J. Roberts: Someone will love you, Miss Ruiz. Even if

Someone will love you, Miss Ruiz. Even if you're a jerk." "Fuck you, Reed," she sobbed. — C.J. Roberts

You're A Jerk Quotes By Lauren Blakely: That's the thing about slippery slopes. Take that

That's the thing about slippery slopes. Take that first step, and the next thing you know, you've completed a jerk-off hat trick to your bestie. — Lauren Blakely

You're A Jerk Quotes By Neil Young: As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants

As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk. — Neil Young

You're A Jerk Quotes By Douglas Adams: You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete

You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole. — Douglas Adams

You're A Jerk Quotes By Kami Garcia: Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's

Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line. — Kami Garcia

You're A Jerk Quotes By Chuck Klosterman: You can't go into the office and be

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person. — Chuck Klosterman

You're A Jerk Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's

All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.' — Jerry Seinfeld

You're A Jerk Quotes By L.J.Smith: Good night, Gabriel.' [Kaitlyn] saidYou jerk[Gabriel] widened his

Good night, Gabriel.' [Kaitlyn] said
You jerk
[Gabriel] widened his eyes. 'Don't you want to stay? It's a big bed. — L.J.Smith

You're A Jerk Quotes By Shannon Messenger: I know that I was a total jerk

I know that I was a total jerk for a few weeks. But I do trust you," Fitz told Sophie. "I hope you trust me. — Shannon Messenger

You're A Jerk Quotes By Dan Pearce: I will never grow thick skin so that

I will never grow thick skin so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me. — Dan Pearce

You're A Jerk Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more

You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open. — Richelle E. Goodrich

You're A Jerk Quotes By Darrin Wiggins: True friends are the ones who will tell

True friends are the ones who will tell you when you are being a jerk or worse and still hang out with you. — Darrin Wiggins

You're A Jerk Quotes By David Levithan: Who the hell wants to be the one

Who the hell wants to be the one to tell a kid that santa claus isn't real. it's the truth, right? but you're still a jerk for saying it. — David Levithan

You're A Jerk Quotes By Judd Apatow: Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people. — Judd Apatow

You're A Jerk Quotes By David Letterman: It's disappointing when you finally get to meet

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk. — David Letterman

You're A Jerk Quotes By Gillian Flynn: You have to admit you're a jerk and

You have to admit you're a jerk and that everything was all your fault." "So, like, what men are supposed to do in general," I said. — Gillian Flynn

You're A Jerk Quotes By James Patterson: You are avake, yah?" said a voice in

You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent.
"Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah? — James Patterson

You're A Jerk Quotes By Susan May Warren: I'm safe, even if I'm a jerk.""I have

I'm safe, even if I'm a jerk."
"I have friends who will hunt you down and kill you if I go missing. — Susan May Warren

You're A Jerk Quotes By Brian Iverson: If you run into one jerk in a

If you run into one jerk in a day, that person is a jerk. If everyone you run into all day is a jerk, maybe you are the jerk. — Brian Iverson

You're A Jerk Quotes By Kate Evangelista: Dealing with Dillan being a jerk can mess

Dealing with Dillan being a jerk can mess up any saint on a good day. And you know I'm no saint. — Kate Evangelista

You're A Jerk Quotes By Robin McKinley: You can be a really nasty, selfish little

You can be a really nasty, selfish little jerk when you're scared enough. I was scared enough. — Robin McKinley

You're A Jerk Quotes By Maureen Corrigan: The danger in reviewing and teaching literature for

The danger in reviewing and teaching literature for a living (is) you can develop a kind of knee-jerk superiority to the material you're decoding — Maureen Corrigan

You're A Jerk Quotes By Melanie Marchande: You know, I always suspected you were the

You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far. — Melanie Marchande

You're A Jerk Quotes By Maria Semple: I'm grieving over what a jerk you are...

I'm grieving over what a jerk you are... — Maria Semple

You're A Jerk Quotes By Kylie Scott: Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I

Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when you think no one else is looking. — Kylie Scott

You're A Jerk Quotes By David Levithan: Because when a guy's a jerk or an

Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand. — David Levithan

You're A Jerk Quotes By Jude Deveraux: Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An

Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself. — Jude Deveraux

You're A Jerk Quotes By Karen Salmansohn: Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks.

Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. — Karen Salmansohn

You're A Jerk Quotes By Nicolas Cage: I know what it's like to meet someone

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage

You're A Jerk Quotes By Rob Huebel: People always say, "When did you know you

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

You're A Jerk Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: You are such a jerk! Get back here!""Jerk?"

You are such a jerk! Get back here!"
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick

You're A Jerk Quotes By Terrell Owens: As you get to know me, you kind

As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk. — Terrell Owens

You're A Jerk Quotes By Dan Pearce: The easiest way to disarm a bully or

The easiest way to disarm a bully or a jerk is to take any insult he throws at you and follow it with, 'I know, and isn't it fabulous?! — Dan Pearce

You're A Jerk Quotes By Priya Ardis: Did you recently turn into a jerk or

Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth? — Priya Ardis

You're A Jerk Quotes By Greg Behrendt: Try not to be four years into a

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk. — Greg Behrendt

You're A Jerk Quotes By Reza Aslan: There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having

There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that. — Reza Aslan

You're A Jerk Quotes By Tucker Max: Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk"SlingBlade

Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk"
SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it. — Tucker Max

You're A Jerk Quotes By Rachel Cohn: I think you're nice to me and that

I think you're nice to me and that scares the fuck out of me. Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know where you stand. — Rachel Cohn

You're A Jerk Quotes By Shelly Crane: I want to give you back your first

I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole from
you. And I want it to be something that even a coma can't make you
forget. — Shelly Crane

You're A Jerk Quotes By Tift Merritt: I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor

I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk. — Tift Merritt