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So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?""Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger
If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
— Emo Philips
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark.
— Penelope Douglas
Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something.
— Grant Morrison
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
— Jessica Alba
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
Sir, I think maybe your mama didn't teach you how to talk to women. And she's not my girlfriend.
— Maggie Stiefvater
For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.
— Rick Riordan
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'
— Michael Franti
Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore.
— Jay Crownover
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing
— David Lee Roth
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
— Derek Sivers
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
— Frank Black
Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic.
— Ron Childress
MY GIRLFRIEND'S SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT.
— Annabel Monaghan
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.
— Deion Sanders
Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn
— Candace Knoebel
Jesus, Samara Jane, do you fuck your girlfriend with that mouth?" She tugs my lip between her teeth. "Only when she's good. — Dahlia Adler
I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.
— Stephanie Sigman
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
— Zack Ryder
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry)
— Megan Applegate
Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
— Vincent H. O'Neil
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
My fans are all my girlfriends
— Greyson Chance
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
— Steven Wright
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends.""Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
