Your Mummy Quotes
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Your Mummy Quotes & Sayings
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We are destined to be together forever. We have a card that says so. Gypsy Mummy is never wrong.
— Dean Koontz
You can't change a man, no-ways. By the time his mummy turns him loose and he takes up with some innocent woman and marries her, he's what he is.
— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
MUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.
— Ambrose Bierce
God help the poor mummy who encounters you, Peabody," he said bitterly. "We ought to supply it with a pistol, to even the odds.
— Elizabeth Peters
Where's your hat?"He squints at me. "Mer? Is that you? Do I need my scarf? Will it be cold, Mummy? — Stephanie Perkins
I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home.
— Khalia Hades
I mean, it was a mummy movie. It was a good film independent of its source. It that looks like Lawrence of Arabia on steroids in a lot of ways.
— Brendan Fraser
Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
A mother made a deal with her daughter, "You teach me Snapchat. I will not bother you on Whatsapp.
— Bhavik Sarkhedi
Don't tell Mummy,' he said, giving me a slight shake. 'This is our secret, Antoinette, do you hear me?
— Toni Maguire
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.
— Bill Hicks
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
— Craig Ferguson
At half past three, in the ditch of the night, Alice said: Oh, Mummy, too bad! Fading roses, this garden's over.
— Stephen King
Alone and rejected, Mummy Boy wept,then went to the cabinet
where the snack food was kept. — Tim Burton
Mummy always told me, you should never let a man see your feelings or the contents of your handbag.
— Sophie Kinsella
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
Either an ancient cursed Egyptian mummy has come back to life and is trying to kill the people next door, or they're watching a movie.
— Chuck Palahniuk
At one time, we all were Gods.
— Bjorn Street
They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner.
— Gail Carriger
I'm a proper mummy's boy.
— Shayne Ward
My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee.
— Beeban Kidron
Knowing Miss Hisselpenny's constitution, if the mummy were gruesome enough, dinner might just be revisited.
— Gail Carriger
To me, a yummy mummy is a mum in her twenties, like Donna Air.
— Trinny Woodall
I'm a bit of a mummy's boy.
— Tinie Tempah
I'm back ... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.
— Margaret Thatcher
twirling in his fingers the mummy of a cigar,
— Vladimir Nabokov
I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus.
— Louise Rennison
I'm a great mummy. I've mapped out all the fun spots in every city.
— Sarah McLachlan