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I had said to some pastor that I was having thoughts, and the church turned on me. They went to my mom and said, So sorry about your son. — Jai Rodriguez

When someone deeply listens to you, your barefeet are on the earth, and a beloved land that seemed distant, is now at home within you. — John Fox

Don't worry, God understands,' Mom said. 'He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. — Jeannette Walls

Technically, it's a family restaurant, but it will only remind you of your family if your mom chain-smoked menthols. — Sarah Vowell

You went to the aerie?" My voice wavers a little as I look back and forth between my mom and sister. "You risked your lives to rescue me? — Susan Ee

When you were a kid," he continued, his voice even and low, "Your mother taught you to observe people. She also taught you not to get attached. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Your love, your facial expression, your spirit and your words to the wise is my fervency: special for my mom and dad — S. Ikom Afriani

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

No man can protect you like your father, No women can love you like your mother. — Pradeepa Pandiyan

And he loved you and your mom, so much. I'll always remind you of that, but I wish you could have met him. -Brandon — Molly McAdams

Your mom isn't going to let me step foot inside this place. I've seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry. — Becca Fitzpatrick

This is your moment! Seize the opportunity to be great! — Eric Thomas

Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Never being number one in your list of priorities and not minding at all. — Jasmine Guinness

I am a dirty JEW. — Your Mom

I'm a vampire. I have secret powers".."Actually, your mom let me in" -Michael Glass — Rachel Caine

That wasn't your mom in you - that was your
dad. — Ally Carter

Be yourself! Love your mom, but if she's trying to get you to be someone you're not, she's in the wrong — Patrick Stump

One of my mom's best lines is ... You're not training to be the best in the world, you're training to be the best in the world on your worst day. — Ronda Rousey

I always say to people that working full time and being a mom is probably the hardest job, because as a mom you think about your child 24/7. — Giada De Laurentiis

Definitely being a mom changes your perspective on everything. — Katie Holmes

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. — Cassandra Clare

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. — Bill Watterson

The impression that a praying mother leaves upon her children is life-long. Perhaps when you are dead and gone your prayer will be answered. — Dwight L. Moody

Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignment with the forces of darkness by my mom? — Cassandra Clare

My mom taught me a lot. A lot about minding your own business and leaving other people's business alone. And let them think what they want. — Ray Charles

How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee — L.R.W. Lee

My mom called me up and said you almost had that one, moms are the greatest, you can't do wrong by your Mom. She blames it on everybody else but me. — Joel Dreessen

You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering. — THE CLOWN FACTORY

Listen to your mom and dad! They are almost always right, especially about boys. — Melissa Ordway

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "Got a problem with that?" Butch said. "No, no," Leo said. "Rainbows. Very macho. — Rick Riordan

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person! — Jeaniene Frost

I also promise to let you help name any baby your mom and me might have-"
"Mistake. We'll have a kid named Chewbacca. — Kristan Higgins

If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear? — Moms Mabley

Give your life to the one who already owns your breath and your moments. — Rumi

Furnish an example, stop preaching, stop shielding, don't prevent self-reliance and initiative, allow your children to develop along thier own lines. — Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm-glad-to-be-your-mom — Erin Fry

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way. — Robert Kiyosaki

You aren't pretty!" Bailey shouted, making Fern instantly seethe. "But my dad would never lie to me like your mom does. You just wait! — Amy Harmon

Lead the way Batman." "Batman?" She winked. "Your Mom's a wealth of information. "Aww fuck." Seriously? She'd been here for what, sixty seconds? — Kim Carmody

Just do your best," Mom said. "You can't do any better than your best. — Kim Wayans

For all my love little monsters i am your mom you are my child in my hand i protect you like my eyes but dont worry ill cacth you if you fall. — Lady Gaga

We under no circumstances know the appreciate of your parent till we develop into dad and mom ourselves. — Henry Ward Beecher

Mom: A doctor, Lily? AND your own business? I want to be you when I grow up. — Colleen Hoover

Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down. — Breehn Burns

When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard. — Jim Gaffigan

Hi, Mom. (Devyn)
It's the other parental unit. Not as pretty or as fierce as your mother, but loving nonetheless. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

In one way or another,
you owe your life to Mother. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Being young, and having your mom come to school with the laced-up hats and the crazy outfits are definitely moments to remember. — Ciara

You have not achieved anything in life if you have not enjoyed the food made by your mom.. — Himmilicious

Now you're being ridiculous. If your mom changed into a carrot, I'd think she'd change back before someone ate her, werewolf or not. — Jazz Feylynn

The moment. When I watch you sleeping, that peace on your face? This is it. I haven't had it since before my mom died, but I can feel it again. — Jamie McGuire

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman. — Cate Edwards

I was just your average hockey mom, and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids' public education better. — Sarah Palin

Model the qualities that you want your children to show to each other. — Elizabeth George

Memories is all that you have, which help you survive the storms and struggles of your daily life after you lose someone! — Nikita Dudani

Here it is ... your moment of zen. — Jon Stewart

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well. — Chris Hardwick

If Mark wasn't a cool guy, and if your dad hadn't got there first, I'd bang Mark's mom. — Tijan

So long, Mom I'm off to drop the bomb So don't wait up for me But while you swelter Down there in your shelter You can see me On your TV — Tom Lehrer

Hey, Violet," Dust says. "Your mom's in the kitchen. — Katie McGarry

My mom was very much like 'Love your body, love yourself, run around naked ... ' Whatever we wanted to do, it was very accepting. — Tallulah Belle Willis

I particularly like that last phrase," Mom said. "About protecting your own happiness. — Will Schwalbe

They mess you up, your Mom and Dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had. And add some extra, just for you — Philip Larkin

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do?' — Cynthia Nixon

When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame. — Gillian Jacobs

Yes, Mother. I can see you are flawed. You have not hidden it. That is your greatest gift to me. — Alice Walker

I just saved your fucking life, Mom ... You could at least offer me an Oreo. — Neal Stephenson

One piece of advice that I would give to any young athlete or performer is remember to thank your mom. — Meryl Davis

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? — Chubby Checker

Proverbs 16:3 'Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and He will establish your plans.' A great reminder when planning out the school year. — Tamara L. Chilver

If you remember yourself, you will remember me. I am always a part of you. I am your mother. — Emma Michaels

Those scars are not your fault. You have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Your mom definitely does and possibly your dad, but you? Nothing ... — Katie McGarry

I won't get run off from you. I love you, Sam. I said it before and I mean it. I won't let your mom control my life. — Tijan

Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up. — The Notorious B.I.G.

Your time is too valuable, your destiny is too great, and your future is too bright to waste a single moment. Be a now person. — Joel Osteen

Every day I ask my husband, 'Is it possible to over kiss your child?' I literally think I kiss him 200 times in a day. It's not normal! — Rachel Zoe

If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook. — Kelly Williams Brown

It's not easy for you, Dad
You seek your own space
You slope off to watch telly
But still see (Mom's Mum's Mam's) face — John Walter Bratton

I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when you have a baby. — Kate Beckinsale

No, Mom. I said fine."
"It's just your tone."
Ah, yes- the tone. The nasty traitor. — Deb Caletti

It's your mind you have to train, like your mom said that one time, you have to separate yourself from all the crap, get down to the core, focus. — Cynthia Hand

Your mom should be taking care of you. Not the other way around. — Katie McGarry

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Fortunately, when you're a mom, the responsibility of caring for your child can keep you going. — Shania Twain

Dilip Kumar was the only Bollywood hero who could make a girl shiver just by looking at her. If you don't believe it, ask your mom! — Imtiaz Ali

But my mom shook her head at him and said to me, Yes, you made your bed, but for heaven's sakes, don't just lie in it! — Clare Vanderpool

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. — Jeff Foxworthy

Can you come as soon as you're done with work? At the house. Your mom threw a bowl at my mom. "I — Tijan

Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful. — Nicholas Sparks

That's your mom, right?" Pathik smiled. "She looks nicer than she did when she was dragging you away the other night. — Teri Hall

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

I first heard about 'genes' when I was six years old. At dinner one night, I heard my mom tell my sister, 'It's in your genes.' — Anne Wojcicki

My mom says crying is just your body expelling all the bad stuff. Like a sneeze. Like your soul sneezing. — Jeff Garvin

If you run out of gas, get a man to pee in your tank. Thanks mom, for that timeless piece of wisdom. My car exploded, ok? — Grace Feldman

Oh, your mom is going to kill me. What was I thinking getting you practically murdered and on a school night too. — Sophie Littlefield

She's either the house mom or the drill sergeant that you eventually like and respect, even after he's removed his size eleven boot from your ass. — Ernie Lindsey

I bet your mom would let me.
-Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus- — Mo Willems