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Your Mama Quotes & Sayings

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Ain't nothing more important than loving your mama. Even if you can't understand her. Love her. That's all you gotta do. — Julie Cantrell

I know your mama she don't like me, cause I play in a rock and roll band. — Bruce Springsteen

I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old. — Charlaine Harris

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted. — Tanya Masse

You may be my new princess. But your mama is my queen. — Rachel Van Dyken

And you can't call your mama and tell her you got hitched?" Mara shouted at Ty.
"She gon' beat his ass," Digger observed from the kitchen. — Abigail Roux

[sic]Keep looking up, Mama used to tell me. There's nothing on the ground but your feet. — Lee Martin

You know you've officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart! — Tanya Masse

Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does. — Tanya Masse

Sir, I think maybe your mama didn't teach you how to talk to women. And she's not my girlfriend. — Maggie Stiefvater

white or black. rich or poor. if you ever had your heart broken you have right to sing the blues — Big Mama Thornton

I am so happy, to be your mama. — Christie Watson

Yeah, you better run home to your mama. Hide under her skirts until you grow enough balls to stand and fight. (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Before you ask some girl for her hand now, keep your freedom for as long as you can now. My Mama told me, you better shop around. — Smokey Robinson

Kids would never care about going to school unless your mama and daddy instilled into your head and explained to you that you need this thing to live. — Trick Daddy

With the hug. It's so good to see you. We've got pitchers of tea outside, and plenty of beer. And four bottles of champagne - your mama — Nora Roberts

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. — Frank Zappa

Let your mama sleep," he says. "If she's moody and tired, Daddy doesn't get any. — Samantha Towle

Remember what your mama told you about honey and vinegar: Be nice, and you'll catch more flies, if nothing else. — Cassandra King

Now you know what hurt it brings to women when men come into the world. Remember, and make it up to your Mama and to all women. — Richard Llewellyn

Pop ya kickstand little mama I'm the Nickster. I'll pop you then I'll pop your little sister. — Nicki Minaj

I'm hooked on gin and tonics like your mama's Hooked on Phonics. — Tash

My guitar wants to kill your mama. — Frank Zappa

There is more to it than just, you prosper, your enemies fail, said Mama Zouzou. — Neil Gaiman

We're all going to get old one day. So let's just love the age we've got and let's not crave the age we're not. Amen, sing it to your mama. — Neil Pasricha

I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show. — NeNe Leakes

He never said "Don't tell your mama." He never had to say it. I did not know how to tell anyone what I felt, what scared me and shamed me ... (109) — Dorothy Allison

Your mama musta had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into this world, ya lyin' little turd," he growled, fists clenching at his sides. — Amy Cook

Dad, is she serious?"
John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama. — Molly McAdams

Just remember, when your mother's gnawing my ankle like a furious mama bear separated from her cum, I did it for you. — Cassandra Clare

You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama. — Paula Deen

It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say
Hey Mama — Kanye West

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

Tell ya mama to stop flirtin' boy, I'm not a good step-pop.
I interrupt your little session ... and wreck shop. — Bumpy Knuckles

Your white tee, well to me, looks like a nightgown;
Make your mama proud, take that thing two sizes down. — Andre Benjamin

It's a circus out there, mama
and your baby's got the sideshow blues. — Todd Snider

Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense — Lucille Clifton

Mama always said you could tell your friends from your enemies by the ones who didn't say "I told you so. — Penelope J. Stokes

We start our lives with blues ... with music. It's our first language. It's the rhythm of the womb. It's your mama's heartbeat inside your head. — David Mutti Clark

She doesn't need your money. Even a penniless fool like you can make her fall in love with you. That's just miracle. — Vann Chow

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. — Ray Stevens

For the love of all humanity, shake what your mama gave you! — Jim Benton

All right, baby," Daphne crooned.
"Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets ... — Jennifer Estep

You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map. — John Lennon

My mama's white and my papa is black. I'm your worst fucking nightmare, — Tillie Cole

MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart! — Tanya Masse

This is your dividing line, by the way, between child and nonchild - when the first trouble happens that Mama can't fix. — Peg Bracken

If you're like most of us, your mama didn't teach you that threesomes were wholesome. — Victoria Vantoch

Come get some anytime you miss your mama and need your ass spanked.
-Dev — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I yearn for that livin' large, but mama I ain't done yet/Sit back and watch your son rise, kick back and know your son set — J. Cole