Your Kids Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Your Kids

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If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

Give your kids time to dream. — Judith Warner

but it seems like part of your heart can never work if you don't have kids. Like it will always be shut off. — Gillian Flynn

If your loved ones only get your attention when they are in crisis, pretty soon you've got a lot of crises on your hands, especially with kids. — Caroline Burau

Do you light up when your kids are coming in the room or do you become the instant critic? — Brene Brown

Never buy your kid a Puzzle that you can't solve! — Yatin Patel

Are your kids better off watching 10 hours of Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel every week? — Ian Lamont

Unless you're really going to have a serious relationship, don't bring your kids into it. Don't show your child that people come and go. — Kelly Cutrone

Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test. — Daniel Tosh

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

You should have a picture of yourself as a kid in your home so that you remember where you came from. — John Mayer

Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and alcohol. — Charlie Ergen

Kids are more genuine. When they come up and want to talk to you, they don't have an agenda. It's more endearing and less piercing to your aura. — Alan Cumming

You young kids don't know what you've got," he said. "It's a terrible thing to have your memories leave you. — Makenzie Smith

Animals should be treated the same as you would a kid. Would you want someone just to walk up and skin your kid? Hell no! — Waka Flocka Flame

One thing that's great about seeing your kids is you see things that you admired in your parents. — Jon Voight

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper

Ring up your parents and ring up your kids and tell them that you love them. — Stephen Daldry

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids. — Jeff Foxworthy

I love my work, but there is no price you can put on what you miss when you are away from your kids. — Diane Lane

Don't slip into the traps, and don't forget about your 'hood, the kids in the 'hood. Remember, you're disposable, so take advantage while you can. — Isaac Hayes

I think you really have to become a parent to understand what you will endure to be there for your kids. — Dwyane Wade

There's nothing greater than a girl ... Well a kid, your daughter, but that's a girl too. — Brian Wilson

Look at you, standing there in your iron- gray dress, feeling pious
and self- righteous while you starve small children! — V.C. Andrews

The kids growing up is a separate strand to your life. However bad a day you've had, that's the most important thing, and you have to remember that. — Michael Palin

A wise woman protects her kids. A wiser woman hangs out with police officers, retired FBI agents and private investigators. — Shannon L. Alder

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early. — David Spade

Therapy is like telling your nightmares when you're a kid; they lose their power to hurt and control. — Beth Orton

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones. — Dane Cook

I always tell my kids make your vocation your vacation. — Chynna Phillips

The health of your future kids does not start with their birth - it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife. — Pratik Patil

Books are easy to find and easy to buy. A paperback these days only costs six or seven dollars. You can borrow that from your kids! — Jim Rohn

You never want to see kids repeat your own mistakes. — Thomas Pynchon

When your kids get excited, let them have that feeling and share the excitement with them. Sharing makes it bigger. — Iben Dissing Sandahl

You raised your kids to be independent, strong, and think for themselves. So once they're grown, why is it so hard to let them do it? — Jane A. Adams

If your kids want to paint their bedrooms, as a favor to me, let 'em do it. — Randy Pausch

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids. — Bill Cosby

Remember that that "rude awakening" which your parents and well-meaning relatives threatened you with as a kid is better than no awakening at all. — Perry Brass

I don't care if I die - look, I'm old - but you want your kids to have good times and a good life. — Shane Smith

If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent. — Scott Adams

Fuck if I know but I know for damn sure I'm not leaving her alone with your father, I'll probably come back to find my kids on Ebay or some shit. — Jordan Silver

I'm very laid back, easy. There's nothing better in life than seeing your kids do well. — Caitlyn Jenner

We want to give kids something to hope for. If one kid says, "Your cd helped get me through this year," that's all it takes. — Benji Madden

It's so important to engage your kids to create rituals and moments that they will always remember. — Josie Bissett

Among the most sacred gifts you can give your child is the gift of health. This gift is best given by example." Dr. Rand Olson — Rand Olson

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." — Rodney Dangerfield

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them. — Carol Burnett

Divorce is not easy, but if you genuinely put your kids first, that dictates the civility you should show each other. What example are you otherwise? — Dawn French

You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they will make you wish you hadn't made them wish they had. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

I've had kids come to me and say, 'Oh, I loved your movie when I was a kid, and I became a marine biologist.' It's crazy. — Jason James Richter

If you don't pass your values on to your kids, someone else will. — Frank K. Sonnenberg

Personally, it's rude. You got three kids with the lady, she just did 17 years for you and you're not gonna leave your ... whatever! — Gabourey Sidibe

Violence isn't just a conceptual thing. it could happen to your kids. — Yoko Ono

Do your kids see your kindness or are you always telling them. "NO? — Brenda M. McGraw

The bloody one?" asked one of the faeries. "Or your lover?" It pointed at its privates, and I rolled my eyes. Definitely like the junior high kids. — Maggie Stiefvater

Your child is least interested in what the report card says.
All that matters to him / her is what you say on seeing the report card. — Manoj Arora

You can't judge your parenting by the choices of your kids. — Todd Stocker

You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home. — Erma Bombeck

Exploitation to finance a beach house in Hawaii was one thing. Doing it to feed your kids was another. — Khaled Hosseini

Keep an eye on what your kids are seeing online. Parents need to stay involved in what their children are being exposed to. It's so important. — Danica McKellar

Like most kids, you don't want to do what your folks want you to do. You've got your own thing. — Jeff Bridges

I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked. — Jimi Hendrix

There's a level of protection you need to give to your kids, and then sometimes you need to just let them figure out things on their own. — Brody Jenner

Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids. — Erma Bombeck

When your kids are their hungriest, put out raw vegetables and dip - simple. It takes two seconds. — Andie MacDowell

I think you should be into whatever your kids care about, and fuel that desire. That's good parenting. — Jeremy Coon

Endless nights took on my whole life. Or so I thought. It turns out that all your friends, they were just mean, dressed up. — Tegan Quin

One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. — Dan Aykroyd

HEY, KIDS! TAKE YOUR DICKS OUT OF THE PLAYSTATION THREE FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE AND READ SOME FUCKING COMICS. — James Kochalka

Respect your kids. They are their own people. I think sometimes we expect kids to be perfect when we're not perfect. — Sara Gilbert

A status symbol is a book. A very easy book to read is The Catcher in the Rye. Walk around with that under your arm, kids. That is status. — Vivienne Westwood

Do not ask that your kids live up to your expectations. Let your kids be who they are, and your expectations will be in breathless pursuit. — Robert Breault

If you have kids, in my opinion, your priorities better shift to them. — Kelli O'Hara

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go. — Jay Leno

Don't just be in the business and have fun 'cause you're a kid. You've gotta learn; this is your livelihood. — Tameka Cottle

I was not a very good Jew. I never practised what Judaism tells you to do, to teach your kids all about Judaism. — Kirk Douglas

Live your life with the will, to understand life. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

In schools, many kids are asked, "What is your plan?," but many aren't even thinking that far ahead. — Raheem Devaughn

Money-it can buy your kids anything, but it cannot teach them love, respect, and the true value of living life without things. — Carew Papritz

Really, I think that going out and playing with your friends is kind of becoming a lost art, with the kids in the neighborhood. — Frank Shorter

Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia

Teach your kids by modeling what you claim to believe. — Craig Groeschel

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. — Tony Campolo

You know, you've got to be careful with how you educate your kids in rock'n'roll fashion. — Scott Weiland

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises. — Jim Jefferies

Soup simmering, music of idle gossip, yammering kids, domestic chaos - long adjusted to this rolling scene, you show them your lofty calm. — Gottfried Keller

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat. — Jamie Oliver

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids. — Stephen King

What do you care more about? The kids or your hair? — Ridley Pearson

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. — Louis C.K.

A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore. — Guy Branum

I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes? — Billy Joel

It will be my ring on your finger and my kids in your belly someday. — Penelope Douglas

When reading Stephen King, don't get too close to the kids or the dogs. It will only break your heart. — Brendan P. Myers

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov

Plyometrics. Hate them. Enough already. Jumping around, using your own body weight is so hard to me. How did we do it as kids? — Sarah Shahi

Skyping with your spouse works well enough, but apparently it is hard to get the kids to hang out on Skype for long. — Fred Wilson

You know it's very important, the role of a mother ... I don't know, but it's feminism to me to love your kids. — Carine Roitfeld

Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first. — Hulk Hogan

If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, he should have an outfit for that. — John Waters