Your Hamster Quotes: top 36 famous quotes about Your Hamster

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Java is to JavaScript as ham is to hamster. — Jeremy Keith

Damn you, Hamster! Stop making me think about him! Go to bed! — Elle Casey

His rabbitty features looked unusually determined, as if a hamster had spotted a gap in its treadmill. — Terry Pratchett

He managed not to disturb too much of the flower bed as he tamped soil over the Jaffa Cake box that had taken on the role of hamster coffin so well. — Anonymous

We do this to ourselves. Society is a poisonous hamster wheel. — Lauren Beukes

DNS is kind of the hamster under the hood that drives the Internet. — David Ulevitch

I love running cross-country ... You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster. — Robin Williams

The worst thing about sleepless nights was the feeling of running in a hamster cage, at least mentally. The same thoughts, over and over . . . — Charlaine Harris

And that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse. — Ursula Vernon

A hamster is basically just a warm potato with fur. — R.J. Palacio

I don't know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up being a substitute: 'Well, would you accept this?' — Chris Van Allsburg

I don't want a new man."
"I'll be dead someday," my mother said. "And then what? You'll wish you had someone."
"I have a hamster. — Janet Evanovich

The wheel may be turning, but the hamster is DEAD! — Georgina Guthrie

What the fuck did you do to my hamster?! — Caris O'Malley

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need. — Janet Evanovich

You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue! — Roald Dahl

Your Mother was A Hamster
and you Father Smelled of elder berries — John Cleese

Maybe we could put you in one of those plastic hamster balls for your protection. — Molly Harper

Invites us to jump off the hamster wheel of consumption and experience the pinch of abstaining from thoughtless indulgence. — Anonymous

Okay so I fibbed a little about the kids. I didn't want her to feel bad. I mean we can't all be lucky enough to have a hamster. — Janet Evanovich

He'd probably just crawl in the corner and starve. Like a hamster you forgot to feed. — Donna Tartt

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist! — Colin Mochrie

It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!
(after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) — Gerard Way

A squat cannot be performed on a Smith machine any more than it can be performed in a small closet with a hamster. — Mark Rippetoe

The hamster called. He wants his home back. — James Patterson

I love the hamster but I think if I took him on tour he might die. — Lauren Mayberry

And we're back where we started. Beginning to feel like I'm riding a hamster wheel. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I can't shut my brain off. It's like a hamster wheel." ~ Justin — Richelle Mead

I just remembered. My hamster is loose."
"Is that a thing to say to a nice girl? — Caleb Crain

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster — Bill Bailey

A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire. — Jim Pickens

I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. — Shane Richie

By now the only part of me not sweating were my eyeballs... An X-ray of my skull would have shown a hamster running furiously in an exercise wheel... — Viet Thanh Nguyen

Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side — Robert M. Sapolsky

That's so sexy," said Julian dryly. "Hamster cheeks totally do it for me. — Alexis Hall

I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel. — Jim Butcher