Your Girlfriend Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Your Girlfriend

Your Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings

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So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. — Jack Nicholson

Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal ... unless she's really attractive. — Rose Macaulay

If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything. — Niecy Nash

We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again. — Elle Casey

When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation. — Mary Lambert

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. — Emo Philips

Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair! — Stephen Colbert

Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back. — Karina Halle

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. — Grant Morrison

I can see her on your arm like an empty dress, a kind of echo at a higher pitch. — Joe Abercrombie

The bar door creaked open. "Jaysus, Ruairi. You've not gone and pissed off your new girlfriend before you've had a chance to shag her? — Zara Keane

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

Lusting over your best friend's girlfriend sucks. First off, there's the awkward factor. As in, it's really fucking awkward. — Elle Kennedy

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. — Jeanne Phillips

Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit. — Samantha Young

Sir, I think maybe your mama didn't teach you how to talk to women. And she's not my girlfriend. — Maggie Stiefvater

Family time was hard when it was your own family, it had to be twice as hard when you were the girlfriend. — Jennifer Close

Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug. — Phyllis Schlafly

Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother? — Ally Carter

Who's my date" the Colonel asked.
*You're girlfriend is your date"
"All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well — John Green

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. — Usher

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! — Godfrey

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' — Michael Franti

I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend. — Jackie Warner

It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. — Bob Hope

Why is your skin the best feeling in the world? — Kamand Kojouri

I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers! — Bella Thorne

Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you. — Tucker Max

A night spent spooning with your girlfriend isn't nearly so exciting when your uncle is curled up against your other side. — Mike Mullin

Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn — Candace Knoebel

Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend. — Lyor Cohen

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart. — Ian McKellen

When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue — Warren Olson

If you want to do something dangerous ... Don't tell your girlfriend! — Christopher Titus

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. — Ben Kingsley

It's not hard to get a boyfriend or girlfriend...the hard part is finding one worthy of your time and effort. — Natalie De Clare

Your MY first girlfriend I ever had
Your MY first boyfriend I ever had — Me

Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends. — Drew Barrymore

Or give your child a piggyback during leg exercises, or even your girlfriend or your wife (though not both at the same time - that could be trouble). — Mark Lauren

By loving you,
I learn everything
because your soul
contains the entire universe. — Kamand Kojouri

I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job. — Shannen Doherty

It's rude to discuss your wife with your girlfriend — Robyn Carr

You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? — Lorelei James

Jesus, Samara Jane, do you fuck your girlfriend with that mouth?"

She tugs my lip between her teeth. "Only when she's good. — Dahlia Adler

When the picture your girlfriend conjures up in your head is of a cartoon skunk, reconsider the relationship. — Jackson Galaxy

It's a bonus if your girlfriend likes your music - definitely not a downfall. — Ashton Irwin

So it's a yes, then? To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend? — Alyson Noel

It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth — Tara Sivec

There's no protocol on how to console your girlfriend of four years who you just met this morning. — Colleen Hoover

WAKE UP, FUCKWEASEL, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND! — Maggie Stiefvater

Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you like no girl has. — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend. — Warren Ellis

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the right thing. — Drake

No, no, no. Your girlfriend is there! — Stylo Fantome

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? — Dov Davidoff

You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law? — Anne Fortier

Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect. — Tarryn Fisher

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. — Stephen Hawking

You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket? — Ally Blake

When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her. — Werley Nortreus

On Friendship
You got good friends. I like them. I don't think they would fuck your girlfriend, if you had one. — Justin Halpern

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) — D.J. MacHale

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. — Emmy Rossum

There's only two people in your life you should lie to ... the police and your girlfriend. — Jack Nicholson

It's like getting your girlfriend pregnant, you can't unscrew her. — Ben Lopez

Music is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It's universal. — Abderrahmane Sissako

I'm the man that'll make your nights shine bright like day light. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire! — Jim C. Hines

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life. — Junot Diaz

Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions. — Deion Sanders

You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126 — E. Lockhart

how you would feel if your old girlfriend showed up and she had the IQ of a frog. You'd — Bobby Adair

You're so young ... Are you sure that's what you want your life to be, forever and ever? That job? That career? That girlfriend? — Peter Cameron

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. — Jeff Foxworthy

A single girlfriend can play an important role in success of your career but a bunch of girlfriends can seriously ruins your successful life. — Wiz Khalifa

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

Esmeralda, don't blame your brother for his girlfriend's lack of wits, Sam admonished. — L.D. Davis

If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter. — Kimberly Hahn

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point. — Kevin Hart

MY GIRLFRIEND'S SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT. — Annabel Monaghan

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth ... I guess. — Dov Davidoff

I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works. — Cassandra Clare

It's always dope being able to perform with your girlfriend and get money with your girlfriend. — Meek Mill

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? — Bob Saget

Trying to shoot your girlfriend is a pretty solid way of saying 'It's Over — Kelley York