Your Fat Quotes: top 64 famous quotes about Your Fat

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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. — Zach Galifianakis

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams Jr.

I don't think it's good to constantly talk about your own weight and the fact that you look fat in jeans. — Bethenny Frankel

If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man. — Chris Cleave

Where are you fat? In your head! Your body is just the outcome! — J.D. Roth

The Glycemic Index is one the best tools for fat loss. It measures how quickly foods breakdown into sugar in your bloodstream. — Al Sears

60 percent of your brain is made from fat, specifically DHA. — Rick Warren

Don't swallow your man because if you do then you'll get fat because it has carbs — Stephen King

Since when do I keep track of your dinner roll?" he replied in a voice that definitely wasn't a whisper. Did that asshole just call me fat? — Mariana Zapata

I wish you could take a 'plan b' pill for after you eat a lot of organic cheese puffs and your stomach hurts and you don't want to be fat tomorrow — Megan Boyle

It's not about weight or size or fat - weight is a measure of gravity and nothing else - it's about living joyfully inside your body, as it is, today. — Emily Nagoski

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth ... so get the dental floss. — Redman

Life, if you're fat is a minefield
you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. — Miriam Margolyes

If you stop exercising - which I did - and if you stop watching your caloric intake - which I did - you're gonna get fat. — Kirstie Alley

So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass. — Rory Freedman

You don't want your jewelry to make you look fat. A lot of what's out there now does - you just wind up looking like a Christmas tree. — Padma Lakshmi

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat — Don Marquis

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. — Bob Hope

Long commutes make you fat, stressed, and miserable. Even short commutes stab at your happiness. — Jason Fried

It's really irrelevant, but I wouldn't want to be stick thin. It's better to have bit of fat on your face when you get older. — Alison Moyet

When you're fat and comfortable, your music is going to sound fat and comfortable. — Peter Hook

Bountiful was the table of your grandsire, for there is still fat at the root of my heart from the feasts he gave in my honour. — Raymond E. Feist

Good fat contains essential fatty acids, which improve your skin quality, slow down aging, and reduce inflammation. — Marcie Tenenbaum

Thanks for agreeing to watch Fat Rabbit. Hope you're prepared for lots of farts in your future. From the dog, of course. — Karina Halle

It's really important for your health, because you will never use as much salt and fat and sugar as a corporation will use cooking for you. — Michael Pollan

If you like your remote messaging fat, dumb, and interoperable, you could also look into the SOAP libraries distributed with Ruby. — Dave Thomas

Fat is merely stored energy. It is a physical state, nothing more and nothing less. It implies zero about your value as a person in this world. — Jillian Michaels

Use what you have in your gym. Try to do my training program, you will lose your fat and gain muscles at the same time. — Serge Nubret

Gyms would run out of business.. if love-making did more for your fitness than just the moans, groans, huffing and puffing ... — The Fitness Doc

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. — P. J. O'Rourke

You can still be cool when you're dead. In fact, it's much easier, because you aren't getting old and fat and losing your hair. — Audrey Niffenegger

The frying pan you should give to your enemy. Food should not be prepared in fat. Our bodies are adapted to a stone age diet of roots and vegetables. — Denis Parsons Burkitt

Everything it's has it's own benefits if you buy frozen pizza you go fat. If you buy well made pizza you will keep your weigh, even you won't get fat! — Deyth Banger

If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here. — Garrison Keillor

Eating Paleo just leans you down and slims you up and takes that little layer of fat and water-weight right off your body. — Jessica Biel

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches — P.C. Cast

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'. — Richard Simmons

The math is stark: cut the fat, and cut your cancer risk. — Christopher McDougall

Your original 'factory setting' is to be an efficient fat-burning beast! — Mark Sisson

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

Would you get your butt in here? Shit, you are slow as a fat kid on crutches, Zoey. — P.C. Cast

If you're in music just to become a big, fat rock star, then I probably don't like your music to begin with. — Mark Mothersbaugh

Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet. — David Perlmutter

Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you're eating sugar throughout the day, you're spiking your blood sugar level and you're becoming a fat storing machine. — Jackie Warner

I'd rather be thin than famous
but I'm fat
paste that in your broadway show — Jack Kerouac

He disgusted them the way a fat spider that you can't bring yourslef to crush in your own hand disgusts you. — Patrick Suskind

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit — Clement Freud

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. — Bruce Springsteen

What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories. — Kathy Freston

When you abbreviate your learning, you abbreviate your growth. Expand your knowledge and you keep growing taller and fatter than your limitations. — Israelmore Ayivor

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?' — Roseanne Barr

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. — Bill Hicks

Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are perserving your fat cells with diet soda — Rory Freedman

Lace: "Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?"

Cal: "Um, maybe? — Scott Westerfeld

with? Fat, fat, fat! In the next chapter, you'll begin to see that fat is actually your friend - as long as you're consuming the right kind. — Valerie J. Burke

Be yourself, because everyone else is taken. Fat or thin, be your wild, wonderful, unique self. — Mimi Strong

Who's your fat friend ? — Beau Brummell

She's dead. So is your fat pansy. You can be dead, too, if you want. — Richard Stark

I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work. — LL Cool J

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony

Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me 'bout the color of your soul. — Scatman John