Your Ex Quotes
Collection of top 42 famous quotes about Your Ex
Your Ex Quotes & Sayings
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Friendship is one mind in two bodies."Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. — Melissa Landers
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
— Jim Samuels
Darlin', you can't tell me your ex wasn't adventurous and not expect me to see it as a challenge.
— Leah Braemel
Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.
— Karina Halle
You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife?
— Ian McShane
There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you).
— Nakia R. Laushaul
You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex.
— Amy Dickinson
One of the benefits of being divorced is that you no longer need to listen to your ex's assessment of the appropriateness of your actions.
— Amy Dickinson
Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.
— M.F. Moonzajer
It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try
— Matt Nathanson
Your allegiance is with your spouse; you cannot break that by showing allegiance to your ex-spouse.
— Connie Sellecca
Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane. But I got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name.
— Taylor Swift
I know why you do what you do, and I get it. But from one ex-martyr to a current martyr ... get over your bullshit and ask for help.
— Samantha Young
You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it.
— Selena Gomez
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
— Greg Behrendt
You don't bad-mouth your ex or anything like that. The key is your kid knowing that both parents still love him and are there for him.
— Dennis Quaid
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
— Charlaine Harris
Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend being friends with your ex, and I'm glad to admit that I'm living proof of its possibility.
— Mariella Frostrup
Badmouthing your ex-spouse rips the child apart
— Dennis Prager
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.
— Heather McDonald
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
— Neil S. Plakcy
Most people just say 'sorry'. But handing over your ex for painful handling was so much better.
— Suzanne Wright
If you try to send a clear signal to and call your SoulMate into your life, having unfinished business with your ex is like static on the line.
— Annette Vaillancourt
So you're going shopping with your ex-boyfriend to find an outfit to snare your next boyfriend? Oh, what a tangled web you weave.
— Jillian Dodd
When your ex says "I miss you", that means the person they tried to replace you with has failed.
— Manasa Rao
Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick?
— Carrie Fisher
Ex-act-ly, pre-cisely: with your usual acuteness, you have hit the nail straight on the head.
— Charlotte Bronte
Like the locked room upstairs? Listen. I've read Jane Eyre. That better be a red room of pain up there, and not your ex-wife.
— Kristan Higgins
Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day.
— Kim Stolz
You've got food stuck in your teeth," Vee toldMarcie. "In the crack between your two front teeth.
Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax ... — Becca Fitzpatrick
If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook.
— Kelly Williams Brown
Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child.
— Valerie Bertinelli
