Your Cat Quotes
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I love your hands,' he sighed. 'You think I look like an angel? Well, Kitten, your hands are my heaven and your eyes are my home.' (Bones)
— Jeaniene Frost
I'd like to take a cat to your back and then fuck you senseless.
— Tamsen Parker
Your world and the cat's world are not the same.
— Taisen Deshimaru
It was the kind of light that rests on your shoulders the way a cat lies on your lap. So familiar.
— Marilynne Robinson
Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.)
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Your cat ate my unicorn's breakfast.
— Jen Calonita
Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?
— Lilian Jackson Braun
You use to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat.
— Bob Dylan
How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap?
— Derek Tangye
Kids are doing meth in every town in the country, Cat. Dang. Get your head out of your butt.
— Lauren Myracle
I need to make sure Chris isn't an axe murderer who lures women with the whole "I can fix the camera your friend's cat peed on" line, so I Google him.
— Lauren Blakely
Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.
— Frances Hardinge
Never wear anything in public that panics your cat!
— Jeff Harvey
Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.
— Munia Khan
You like the party?Is it in honour of anything?
My cat's birthday.
Where's your cat?
I don't know, he ran away. — Cassandra Clare
When you've understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can't understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.
— Jack Kerouac
You stay up here for a while, cuddle ol' Izzy-B - somethin' soothin' about runnin' your hands over a purrin' cat. An' do some talkin' with God.
— Kim Vogel Sawyer
Get your bloody hands off my wife!
— Jeaniene Frost
If your job wasn't performed by a cat or a boa constrictor in a Richard Scarry book I'm not sure I believe it's necessary
— Tim Krieder
When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.
— Philip Kerr
A cat likes to hear you calling him. He sits in a bush a yard from your shoes - and listens.
— Pam Brown
Do you have a cat and is she sitting on your lap? Does her forehead smell like cedar trees and fresh sweet air?
— Ruth Ozeki
Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave.'
— Rudyard Kipling
You are my cat, and I am your human.
— Hilaire Belloc
I'm sure you've had many musicians in your soft spot.
— Caisey Quinn
What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch?
— Shelly Laurenston
your pen sticks upright by the nib in the carpet. If there were a cat to swing or a wife to murder now would be the time. So
— Virginia Woolf
How do you know your way around this place, Grim?"Grimalkin blinked. "I am a cat," he said, and vanished down one of the
tunnels. — Julie Kagawa
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
— John Dobbin
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
— Theophile Gautier
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.
— Brian Greene
It takes your mind off things when there's a cat in your lip and he's purring while you're petting him.
— Kathleen Hanna
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.
— Douglas Adams
A medicine cat has no time for doubt. Put your energy into today and stop worrying about the past.
— Erin Hunter
Be unselfish in your love. Remember, you are not the cat.
— Bill Zimmerman
In another time I guess I would have been content with filming girls and cats. But you don't choose your time.
— Chris Marker
To the fans of the Night Huntress series, thank you for letting Cat and Bones into your lives. This one's for you!
— Jeaniene Frost
Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.
— Rip Esselstyn
When the person with a chokehold on your soul says, "Jump," you pack your parachute and hope for a soft landing.
— Jamie Wyman
A sexy picture can come from anyone who forms an intimacy with their subject. You can take a sexy picture of your cat if you want to.
— Ellen Von Unwerth
Little Newt snorted. "Religion!""Beg your pardon?" Castle said.
"See the cat?" asked Newt. "See the cradle? — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.
— Lois Greiman
Sometimes he sits at your feet looking into your face with an expression so gentle and caressing that the depth of his gaze startles you.
— Theophile Gautier
If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?
— Joel Samaha
You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.
— Jim Butcher
Because I like to flirt with death. Let's do this, give me your best shot, human. Let's see who gives in first. This isn't my first time.
— Shakuita Johnson
If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time ...
— Champfleury
Give her to me." Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister. — Shelly Laurenston
I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said: "Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?
— Terry Pratchett
Millstone sputtered, I don't know where you're getting your information, G.T., but that's as bogus as a barking cat!
— Joan Bauer
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
— Pat Hitchcock
You bothered yourself and changed the season. I was left behind with your awful sounds.
— Cat Alonso
Young cat! If you keep Your eyes open enough, Oh, the stuff you will learn! The most wonderful stuff!
— Dr. Seuss
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
— Alfred North Whitehead
Cat talk is a complicated, self-centered language. If you speak to your cat first, it probably won't speak back. Cats initiate conversations.
— Jean Craighead George
Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet & a book...absolute heaven.
— Mark Rubinstein
Where the hell is your sense of self-preservation, woman? You reckless, beautiful, stray cat!
— Sandra Ross
Whose mouse are you?"Nobody's mouse.
"Where is your mother?"
Inside a cat.
"Where is your father?"
Caught in a trap. — Robert Kraus
Results for A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet
— Helen Rowland
He smiled again. "Your reputation undoubtedly precedes you." I bristled. "I am not that curious!"
"You are curious as any cat, my love ... — Deanna Raybourn
Love him enough to give him this, even if it's at the price of your pride. (Annette to Cat)
— Jeaniene Frost
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
— Kurt Angle
I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.
— E.B. White
Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!
— Nicole Polizzi
My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind.
— Swami Vivekananda
Lace: "Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?"Cal: "Um, maybe? — Scott Westerfeld
You look like a cat beat your ass as comeuppance for everything dogs have done to them.
— Shawntelle Madison
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[A cat] will lie the whole evening on your knee, purring and happy in your society ...
— Theophile Gautier
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?
— Leonore Fleischer
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