Your Car Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Your Car
Your Car Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Your Car quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
If hitting an unexpected speed bump with your car equates to the best sex you've had lately, you know your hormones are sending you a signal.
— Ellen Phillips
Your car goes where your eyes go. Simply another way of saying that which you manifest is before you.
— Garth Stein
In L.A., you really are in your car all day alone, and there's very little public life.
— Nick Kroll
It's like driving a car with your foot on the brake.
— Allen Elkin
It is not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance.
— Jackie Stewart
The Quantum Mechanic will fix your car, but it won't work unless you observe him fixing it
— Dean Cavanagh
Recently, everything around me felt familiar yet amiss, like the first time you ride in the back seat of your own car.
— Vendela Vida
Ove points at him with exasperation. You! You want to buy a French car. Don't worry so much about others, you have enough problems of your own.
— Fredrik Backman
Kurt went from an unknown to icon of a generation. It was like crashing your car and having everyone cheer you on as you crawl out of the wreck.
— Nicolas Otero
So," I said at last, staring at my hands. "How's, uh, your car?""I left it out on the street. Figured it'll be fine there while I'm gone. — Richelle Mead
When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.
— Jay Leno
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail.
— Marilyn Vos Savant
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.
— Jarod Kintz
In your pursuit of intelligence, never leave behind the sense of brilliance because a car needs the key to start
— Adeola O. Ajibabi
Who made you Queen of Literacy? Go sit in your car!
— Jackson Pearce
If you hang up on me again, I will slice your car into small pieces and hang them on your roof like Christmas wreaths.
— Ilona Andrews
It's a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.
— Dale Earnhardt
The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars ... and quite a few car parks!
— Robbie Williams
I find having your own car is like a passport to the world.
— Gloria Whelan
The worst of being sacked is you can never find your car.
— Anthony Eden
If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
— Katt Williams
And I figured you'd drive a four-hour round-trip before giving up your car to someone else
— Richelle Mead
Always keep a litter bag in your car." -- Steve Martin
— Dave Conifer
Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it.
— Steven Magee
You call the police if your car gets stolen. You don't call them for anything that matters.
— Tiffany Reisz
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
— Erma Bombeck
Josh Duhamel is somebody you can't take your eyes off of, and same with T.R. Knight. It's a car that you want to run up to 100 mph, right away.
— Bridget Carpenter
Keep your thoughts and your mind always going forward ahead on the roads of life, just as you would do driving your car.
— Timothy Pina
Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!
— Judy Garland
Maybe because your mom just died in a car crash?
— Courtney Cole
Took your car, drove to Texas. Sorry honey, but I suspected, you and I can't cry anymore.
— Sheryl Crow
Driving a car is like driving your own coffin
— Thabiso Monkoe
Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.
— Daniel S. Greenberg
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.
— Jean-Louis Gassee
The American Dream is ownership ... a house, a car, a vacation home and, even better, your own business
— Mario Batali
Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!""Sure," Lula said, "I know that — Janet Evanovich
Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.
— Dorothy Kilgallen
When you are in a car, bitch or no bitch, you can do anything you desire as long as you remain on your side.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
Your cellphone has 10 sensors, and your car has 400. But your body has none - that's going to change.
— Vinod Khosla
Don't allow your feelings to drive the car; you're bound to get in an accident!(HS/el)
— Evinda Lepins
If you're driving, don't forget your car.
— Joe Elliott
A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won't start your car.
— Jarod Kintz
Just as you maintain your home, your car, your garden, you should look after your greatest gift: your body.
— Raquel Welch
Do you ever just want to take your car out onto the highway and gun the engine as fastas you can and then close your eyes and see what happens? — Douglas Coupland
Practicing yoga is like tuning up your car: it allows the bode to function in accordance with what it was designed to do.
— Alan Finger
Os-car." He tsked in mock disappointment. "This little girl kicked your ass?" ~ Kris
— Sahara Roberts
Turn your car into a monastery.
— Robert Barron
The idea of 10 dimensions might sound exciting, but they would cause real problems if you forget where you parked your car.
— Stephen Hawking
You will be swindled by termite exterminators and not even know it. You will buy steel-belted radial tires for the front wheels of your car.
— Kurt Vonnegut
You tell your brother he's gonna pay for that car in silver.
— Neal Shusterman
Ferrari used to be the car that you kept in your garage, took out to polish and show, and put back into the garage.
— Luca Cordero Di Montezemolo
He ate in your car? No shit?
— Sarah Dessen
