Your Boyfriend Quotes: top 87 famous quotes about Your Boyfriend

Your Boyfriend Quotes & Sayings

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So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. — Sarah Silverman

I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them. — Mimi Pond

You didn't want to call your boyfriend Buddy, but when reverting to his real name meant Bruce, it left you with no real ground to stand on. — Stephen King

I promise not to make fun of your boyfriend anymore."
"He's not my boyfriend! — Marissa Meyer

Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. — Melissa Landers

Who gets the change?" the clerk asked. "You or ... your fella?"
Oh, he's not my boyfriend," I said. "He's my mother. — Wally Lamb

I remember I had a boyfriend a long time ago who said, 'You need to change your name; you sound like a circus performer.' — Lucy Punch

If your friends don't want your boyfriend, what's the point? — Andrew Holleran

So what was it like?" she asked. "Having your boyfriend die? Um, it sucks." "No," she said. "Being in love. — John Green

Do you want me to get Raquel? Or your jumpy boyfriend? — Kiersten White

We all show facets, to your mother, or to your boyfriend, or a friend. You're always a bit different. — Eva Green

Look at me. Home boy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you don't want to call that your boyfriend, I know you don't. — Lauren Conrad

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try — Matt Nathanson

Your boyfriend's crazy," he said to Clary.
"Yeah, but he's hot," said Clary. "So there's that. — Cassandra Clare

Your boyfriend's dead. Thought you should know. — Cassandra Clare

If I was your boyfriend <3 — Justin Bieber

Good work, Eddie, I thought. You may have just helped get the girl of your dreams back together with her boyfriend. — Richelle Mead

Be stingy with your money! Don't splurge at the mall - and definitely don't give it to your boyfriend! — Kimora Lee Simmons

I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship you and I will be your dog, your slave ... anything you want. Just don't leave me. — Amanda Lance

I knew he was your boyfriend. Ellie Marie, I can't believe you lied to me, you hooker! — Courtney Allison Moulton

The fight's here, ice-boy. Don't worry about your boyfriend, worry about yourself. — Julie Kagawa

Assume whatever you do, both offline and online, will be seen by your mother, dad, boss, coach, boyfriend, teacher ... the world. — Erik Qualman

I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck. — Sandra Bullock

For the record, telling your boyfriend that your not-as-dead-as-you-might-have-implied mother has been arrested for murder doesn't go over well — Tracy Weber

When Your Boyfriend Fits into Your Jeans and Other Atrocities The — Mindy Kaling

Your boyfriend shouldn't be your only friend. — Bethany Jett

You have to treat Hollywood like it's your boyfriend - he's there all the time. — Yunjin Kim

Your soulmate doesn't just mean your husband or your boyfriend. I have friends in my life who I believe I was meant to meet and be a part of. — Louise Nurding

I almost saw your boyfriend naked this morning."
I laughed at the look on her face. "I don't know what to say to that, you're welcome? — Jay Crownover

Let Jesus be your boyfriend for now and save yourself from all that trouble. — Ru Dela Torre

I don't mean to take the bow off the end of your rain, but you gotta be smart about your first boyfriend. — C. Kennedy

Your boyfriend is ... well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Bite your tongue. My boyfriend is a rock god,baby. — Rachel Caine

It's not hard to get a boyfriend or girlfriend...the hard part is finding one worthy of your time and effort. — Natalie De Clare

Your MY first girlfriend I ever had
Your MY first boyfriend I ever had — Me

If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion. — Sheryl Crow

My book boyfriend is better than your book boyfriend! — Gena Showalter

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too. — Vanessa Hudgens

I think my song about 'I want to have your babies' really does freak a lot of guys out, not just my boyfriend! — Natasha Bedingfield

If you have breakouts, it can be really healing, it's a little bit stinky, but if you're not sleeping over at your boyfriend's, it's really effective — Scarlett Johansson

By loving you,
I learn everything
because your soul
contains the entire universe. — Kamand Kojouri

I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job. — Shannen Doherty

You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? — Lorelei James

Good thing he's not your boyfriend, though, Tina. He's so skinny, I think a condom would pop right off. — Courtney Milan

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend — Paris Hilton

If you ever want to know how a man truly feels about you, do absolutely nothing. Then you'll have your answer. — Miya Yamanouchi

The boy in the closet is your boyfriend. He loves you and will tell you all about last night. — Cat Patrick

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

I've been thinking."
That snapped Piper back to the present. Coming from your boyfriend, I've been thinking was kind of a scary line. — Rick Riordan

I'll expect you and your ... guy friend in the front row. Paying very close attention."
"Wow," I say. "What will you ever do if I get a boyfriend? — Suzanne Young

Stanton emerged from the shadows. "So your brother thinks you need a boyfriend?"he teased. "Stop. — Lynne Ewing

So you're going shopping with your ex-boyfriend to find an outfit to snare your next boyfriend? Oh, what a tangled web you weave. — Jillian Dodd

Never expect anything less than devotion from someone who has claim on your heart. — Dannika Dark

Your boyfriend's real fuckin' nice. What a cutie. I heart the fuck out of him. What a catch. — C.M. Stunich

Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick? — Carrie Fisher

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

It is. I'm your boyfriend now, which
means there's no room for your hipster admirer. He'll just have to lick his wounds while we lick other things. — Kylie Scott

When it comes to love, always be open. Because the second youre not pining after a boy, or a boyfriend, amazing love comes into your life. — Emma Roberts

Remember, your career is a bad boyfriend. It likes you when you don't depend on it. — Amy Poehler

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him. — Greg Behrendt

If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook. — Kelly Williams Brown

Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems. — Ilona Andrews

If you're fighting with your boyfriend, you can go to the movies and cry it out and leave happy because the ending of the film is happy. — Lindsay Lohan

Reasons I don't want a serious boyfriend:
1. They hold you back
2. Grind you down
3. Then mess with your head — Ali Harris

Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy's boyfriend!"
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since none of your business! — Gordon Korman

In real life, I'd say that your commitment-phobe/narcissist/bad boy boyfriend is a lost cause, but romance is shelved in fiction for a reason. — Sarah MacLean

Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn — Candace Knoebel

It's nice when your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful. — Pamela Anderson

Why is your skin the best feeling in the world? — Kamand Kojouri

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt

If you're looking for a boyfriend, you aren't gonna find one. They seem to come into your life when you least expect it. — Kristin Cavallari

Your goddamn bloodsucking boyfriend's been promising to change you for eight years!" Jen said grimly. "Wake up and smell the plasma, Beth! — Jacqueline Carey

One of Renee's friends asked her, "Does your boyfriend wear glasses?" She said, "No, he wears a Walkman. — Rob Sheffield

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. — Erma Bombeck

He had a way of taking your hand which made it clear he'd have to be the one to let go."
From Alice Hoffman's "Local Girls", pg.102. — Alice Hoffman

Let me be your villain — Meredith Duran

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. — Elle Lothlorien

Eve: She told me last!
Shane: Boyfriend!
Michael: Landlord!
Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact! — Rachel Caine

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris

Sorry I'm not your boyfriend. And I mean that in all sorts of ways. — Amy Plum

No. Freud said it best, I think, when he said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sometimes your mother's boyfriend is just a loser — Nenia Campbell

Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab. — Jeaniene Frost

Your boyfriend has some real trust issues," Morpheus baits. "Shut up. He had a rough childhood." "He should be grateful he had one at all. — A.G. Howard

How is it going with your boyfriend?;););) - text from Grandma Frida — Ilona Andrews