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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass. — M.F. Moonzajer

How do you keep all the balls you got dancing in the air from crashing down on your fucking head, Rousseau?"
"Centuries of practice? — Heather R. Blair

There's a famous saying: "If you pass the square ball in your own defensive third it must not be intercepted." — Graham Taylor

Be humble and set the balls of your dreams rolling till God himself decides what next! As for "pride", allow it to go as a lone ranger! — Israelmore Ayivor

Just because you didn't get your way, don't take your ball and go home. — Bill Rancic

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen

If you don't stop feeling and start instructing, I'm going to rip out your eyes and replace them with these billiard balls. — Sarah J. Maas

When Mia Hamm touches the ball, you just hold your breath. — Anson Dorrance

Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball. — George Meyer

Allen Iverson is a ball hog. You will never win a championship with him on your team. — Carmelo Anthony

Your mind, your heart, and your balls gotta be in one accord — Kimbo Slice

If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes no balls on people he is talking to. — Pawan Mishra

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison

The one, who doesn't break your heart, will break your balls. — M.F. Moonzajer

Back off before I turn your balls into a keyring. — Samantha Young

Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for. — Tucker Max

If you hurt her, I'll personally snip off your balls and hang them on the Christmas tree this year. — Becca Ritchie

Don't knock the ball in the stands, keep it in your hands! — Bill Russell

Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them! — Jacquelyn Ayres

This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

Give it to me, Wildcat boys!
You can be my Wildcat toys!
Bounce your balls and shoot 'em high.
Ridley's come to Jackson High. — Kami Garcia

Only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch. (The Fox) — Mark Millar

The higher you rise in the business ladder, the smaller your balls become. — Santosh Kalwar

Never take your eyes off the ball - even when it's in the referee's pocket. — Christy Ring

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius. — Marc Maron

Can't know everything, Vivian. Otherwise you would have cut your husband's balls off before he cheated and shut off the money. — Mark Tufo

Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat. — Rip Esselstyn

It's hard to field the ball when you have both hands around your throat. — Gary Gaetti

When you part your lips that way, I want you night and day. When you squeeze my balls so tight, I wanna blow my load with all my might. — Red Peters

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD! — Kurt Angle

May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root! — Elizabeth Vaughan

I know that look." Jack shook his head ruefully. "Doan worry; she'll
give you your balls back as soon as she's done getting her way. — Kresley Cole

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"
Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett. — Seth Grahame-Smith

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls. — Lois Greiman

You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on. — Brian Azzarello

In life you throw a ball. You hope it will reach a wall and bounce back so you can throw it again. You hope your friends will provide that wall. — Pablo Picasso

The courtroom is a quiet place, Judge Roberts, where you park your political ideology, and you call the balls and you call the strikes. — Lindsey Graham

That's your pitch to women? Let's get naked?" He snorted. "No wonder your balls are blue. — Nalini Singh

You lie through your teeth. You wouldn't know the truth if it crawled up your ass and bit you on the balls. — Pippa DaCosta

You don't need coffee, you don't need cocaine, you need to breathe into YOUR FUCKING BALLS ! — Elliott Hulse

You're on, Ted," I told him. "Your big chance, boy. Don't blow it. Folks, this kid is going to dance his balls off before your very eyes. — Richard Bachman

When you're six, most of your Bingo balls are still floating around in the draw-tank. — Stephen King

Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line. — Warren Gatland

Thank you for my surprise. Now, I won't be able to eat a caramel without thinking about being balls deep inside your sweet, warm pussy. — Ella Frank

I promise you, I'm going to spend every one of those forty-eight hours buried balls deep in your tight ass." "Fuck — A.E. Via

Suck my balls, rim me like a pro, then stick your prick up my ass, and you got a problem with the word 'fuck'? Man, you got issues. — James Buchanan

Oh ye! Who have your eye-balls vexed and tired,
Feast them upon the wideness of the sea — John Keats

Your balls are touching mine" Jace said between clenched teeth.
"What's a little sac contact between friends? — Olivia Cunning

Don't ever 'influence' me against my will again, MacLachlan,. Or I will load your balls into my Cuisinart and press 'chop. — Diana Duncan

My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts
(Sophie to Royd) — Iris Johansen

If you're on the top guy, you're going to get some balls thrown your way. — Johnathan Joseph

Where are your balls at? — Kobe Bryant

Yeah, you better run home to your mama. Hide under her skirts until you grow enough balls to stand and fight. (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You definitely have to do other things when you know your shot isn't falling. You can't just depend on knocking down the three-ball. — Chris Copeland

Book burners! I'll cut off your balls and rape your women! — Joe Hill

maybe you just want her to play with your Lego parts, and tinker with your big blue balls? Just once?" I said. — Amelia Hutchins

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls. — Alice Cooper

You surprise yourself on some balls off the bat. You don't think you have a chance to catch it. And then your natural ability just takes over. — Mike Trout

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls. — Tommy Bolt

Kaitlyn froze and then said in a low tone, "That'd better be your gun."
"Why yes, I always pack my gun where it'll blow my balls off."[Landon] — Patrice Michelle

I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson

You may not think you're going to make it. You may want to quit. But if you keep your eye on the ball, you can
accomplish anything. — Hank Aaron

Liar!" Violet sticks her head between my legs and pokes at it. "That's totally a hickey! Did Balls lick your beaver? Did you let Balls ball you?" "Oh — Helena Hunting

If you don't have the balls to brake late, that's your problem. — Lewis Hamilton

I think that gambling is a synthetic experience and that if you have any balls you gamble with your life. I have. So can everybody else. — William Monahan

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. — Mickey Rivers

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

People seem to think that if you keep your head empty you automatically fill your balls. — Simone De Beauvoir

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. — Henry Beard

There will always be some curve balls in your life. Teach your children to thrive in that adversity. — Jeanne Moutoussamy-Ashe

Keep all your balls in the air. — Vivian Nixon

It is a game, the whole ball of wax is a game - your life, my life, politics, economy, hunger ... — Mandy Patinkin

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do. — Sam Snead

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.' — Thom Yorke

Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls. — Katie McGarry

The bad part is you freeze your balls off, but since you're not allowed to breed anyway, I don't suppose that matters. — George R R Martin

But what?" she snapped. "You lost your balls and had to go looking for them all weekend? — K.A. Linde

Your balls + my gun, you rat bastard. — Dianne Sylvan

I'm a dragon, and maybe if you're lucky, I'll be dragon my balls across your face later. — T.J. Klune

You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell. — Jerry Glanville

Rebounding helps a lot with your ball skills, because you're able to go get the ball at a high point, which is what they want you to do in football. — Calvin Pryor

You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls. — Robert Patrick

'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your clothes in the dryer. — Regina Brett

I'm not afraid," Zacharov says, still looking at Anton. "It takes guts to kill a man with your hands. You don't have the balls. — Holly Black

I feel hornier than a dog who almost got his balls snipped off. Shit, man. Your face is gorgeous. Have you always been this fine specimen? — Tijan

I saw how he looked at you when he came in here Monday. He'd let you carry his balls around in your pocket. — Christina Lauren

Don't get your balls crossed about it. — John Irving

When you intercept the ball with your stomach, that is great defense — Bill Walton

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction. — Barry Lyga

Maybe we could put you in one of those plastic hamster balls for your protection. — Molly Harper

The thing about politics is to plan 10 years ahead, and assume every year is your last. — Ed Balls

If you ever carry forth a plot that threatens my golden queen, you will die choking on your own balls and you'll do it while staring in my eyes — Kristen Ashley

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole? — Bruce Lansky

If you're not good, I'll burn your - "
"Yeah, I know." MeShack strolled to his bedroom. "You'll burn my balls off. — Kenya Wright

What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It's like putting your hand up a tiger's arse. - Egg — Jamie Scallion

What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver. — Helena Hunting

I can't believe you ran out on me, and I'm pretty sure you left your balls behind. — J.L. Weil

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky

If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards. — Bill Shankly