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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt
— Dannika Dark
Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
How do you keep all the balls you got dancing in the air from crashing down on your fucking head, Rousseau?""Centuries of practice? — Heather R. Blair
There's a famous saying: "If you pass the square ball in your own defensive third it must not be intercepted."
— Graham Taylor
Be humble and set the balls of your dreams rolling till God himself decides what next! As for "pride", allow it to go as a lone ranger!
— Israelmore Ayivor
If you don't stop feeling and start instructing, I'm going to rip out your eyes and replace them with these billiard balls.
— Sarah J. Maas
When Mia Hamm touches the ball, you just hold your breath.
— Anson Dorrance
Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball.
— George Meyer
Allen Iverson is a ball hog. You will never win a championship with him on your team.
— Carmelo Anthony
I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.
— George Harrison
The one, who doesn't break your heart, will break your balls.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Back off before I turn your balls into a keyring.
— Samantha Young
If you hurt her, I'll personally snip off your balls and hang them on the Christmas tree this year.
— Becca Ritchie
Don't knock the ball in the stands, keep it in your hands!
— Bill Russell
Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!
— Jacquelyn Ayres
This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls?
— Tymber Dalton
Give it to me, Wildcat boys!You can be my Wildcat toys!
Bounce your balls and shoot 'em high.
Ridley's come to Jackson High. — Kami Garcia
Only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch. (The Fox)
— Mark Millar
Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.
— Rip Esselstyn
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
— Kurt Angle
May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root!
— Elizabeth Vaughan
I know that look." Jack shook his head ruefully. "Doan worry; she'llgive you your balls back as soon as she's done getting her way. — Kresley Cole
Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett. — Seth Grahame-Smith
Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.
— Lois Greiman
You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on.
— Brian Azzarello
In life you throw a ball. You hope it will reach a wall and bounce back so you can throw it again. You hope your friends will provide that wall.
— Pablo Picasso
The courtroom is a quiet place, Judge Roberts, where you park your political ideology, and you call the balls and you call the strikes.
— Lindsey Graham
That's your pitch to women? Let's get naked?" He snorted. "No wonder your balls are blue.
— Nalini Singh
You lie through your teeth. You wouldn't know the truth if it crawled up your ass and bit you on the balls.
— Pippa DaCosta
You don't need coffee, you don't need cocaine, you need to breathe into YOUR FUCKING BALLS !
— Elliott Hulse
You're on, Ted," I told him. "Your big chance, boy. Don't blow it. Folks, this kid is going to dance his balls off before your very eyes.
— Richard Bachman
When you're six, most of your Bingo balls are still floating around in the draw-tank.
— Stephen King
Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line.
— Warren Gatland
Suck my balls, rim me like a pro, then stick your prick up my ass, and you got a problem with the word 'fuck'? Man, you got issues.
— James Buchanan
Your balls are touching mine" Jace said between clenched teeth. "What's a little sac contact between friends? — Olivia Cunning
Don't ever 'influence' me against my will again, MacLachlan,. Or I will load your balls into my Cuisinart and press 'chop.
— Diana Duncan
My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts(Sophie to Royd) — Iris Johansen
If you're on the top guy, you're going to get some balls thrown your way.
— Johnathan Joseph
Where are your balls at?
— Kobe Bryant
Yeah, you better run home to your mama. Hide under her skirts until you grow enough balls to stand and fight. (Fang)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You definitely have to do other things when you know your shot isn't falling. You can't just depend on knocking down the three-ball.
— Chris Copeland
maybe you just want her to play with your Lego parts, and tinker with your big blue balls? Just once?" I said.
— Amelia Hutchins
Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.
— Alice Cooper
Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.
— Tommy Bolt
Kaitlyn froze and then said in a low tone, "That'd better be your gun." "Why yes, I always pack my gun where it'll blow my balls off."[Landon] — Patrice Michelle
I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo)
— M. Robinson
Liar!" Violet sticks her head between my legs and pokes at it. "That's totally a hickey! Did Balls lick your beaver? Did you let Balls ball you?" "Oh
— Helena Hunting
If you don't have the balls to brake late, that's your problem.
— Lewis Hamilton
I think that gambling is a synthetic experience and that if you have any balls you gamble with your life. I have. So can everybody else.
— William Monahan
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
— Mickey Rivers
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
People seem to think that if you keep your head empty you automatically fill your balls.
— Simone De Beauvoir
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
— Henry Beard
There will always be some curve balls in your life. Teach your children to thrive in that adversity.
— Jeanne Moutoussamy-Ashe
Keep all your balls in the air.
— Vivian Nixon
It is a game, the whole ball of wax is a game - your life, my life, politics, economy, hunger ...
— Mandy Patinkin
Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls.
— Katie McGarry
The bad part is you freeze your balls off, but since you're not allowed to breed anyway, I don't suppose that matters.
— George R R Martin
But what?" she snapped. "You lost your balls and had to go looking for them all weekend?
— K.A. Linde
Your balls + my gun, you rat bastard.
— Dianne Sylvan
I'm a dragon, and maybe if you're lucky, I'll be dragon my balls across your face later.
— T.J. Klune
You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell.
— Jerry Glanville
I saw how he looked at you when he came in here Monday. He'd let you carry his balls around in your pocket.
— Christina Lauren
Don't get your balls crossed about it.
— John Irving
If you ever carry forth a plot that threatens my golden queen, you will die choking on your own balls and you'll do it while staring in my eyes
— Kristen Ashley
If you're not good, I'll burn your - ""Yeah, I know." MeShack strolled to his bedroom. "You'll burn my balls off. — Kenya Wright
What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It's like putting your hand up a tiger's arse. - Egg
— Jamie Scallion
What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver.
— Helena Hunting
