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TV is the best babysitter. — John Goodman

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. — Trey Parker

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace. — Rachel Caine

Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"
Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up! — Gordon Korman

Mom just got you a babysitter! She had to pay her a ton to stay. — Renee Carter

I'm not a babysitter. — Adam Lambert

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin

I have a lot of nieces and nephews. I was always around kids. I was like the family babysitter because I was the only one that wasn't married. — Doreen Cronin

I don't need a babysitter."
"That's good, because no babysitter alive should have the thoughts I have about you. — Darynda Jones

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter. — Christopher Titus

My mouth is a womb. My teeth are my children. My tongue is their babysitter. — Enya

Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby. — Caitlin Moran

Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter. — Mindy Kaling

The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives. — Veronica Roth

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid — Ivana Trump

Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two feet. — James Shikwati

I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I have a babysitter. — Liane Moriarty

Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about the basement. — Kelley Armstrong

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter. — Vin Diesel

My experience with tragedy is that people will offer condolences and support but never be around when you want to collect. — Cyn Balog

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. — Dorothy Gambrell

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter! — Terry Pratchett

I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come in handy on the airplane. — Sheryl Crow

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin

Reading great books gives insight to the mind of great souls. — Lailah Gifty Akita

God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter? — Brad McKinniss

It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage. — John Lennon

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5 ... she was 15. — Eminem

they passed through the wide-open gates into the city whose parents had hired a prostitute as a babysitter and never come home. The — Nicholas Eames