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Your Babysitter Quotes By John Goodman: TV is the best babysitter.

TV is the best babysitter. — John Goodman

Your Babysitter Quotes By Trey Parker: I think that parents only get so offended

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. — Trey Parker

Your Babysitter Quotes By Rachel Caine: And without forgiveness, there is never any peace.

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace. — Rachel Caine

Your Babysitter Quotes By Gordon Korman: Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"Jonah was

Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"
Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up! — Gordon Korman

Your Babysitter Quotes By Renee Carter: Mom just got you a babysitter! She had

Mom just got you a babysitter! She had to pay her a ton to stay. — Renee Carter

Your Babysitter Quotes By Adam Lambert: I'm not a babysitter.

I'm not a babysitter. — Adam Lambert

Your Babysitter Quotes By Pat Martin: Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin

Your Babysitter Quotes By Doreen Cronin: I have a lot of nieces and nephews.

I have a lot of nieces and nephews. I was always around kids. I was like the family babysitter because I was the only one that wasn't married. — Doreen Cronin

Your Babysitter Quotes By Darynda Jones: I don't need a babysitter.""That's good, because no

I don't need a babysitter."
"That's good, because no babysitter alive should have the thoughts I have about you. — Darynda Jones

Your Babysitter Quotes By Christopher Titus: Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter. — Christopher Titus

Your Babysitter Quotes By Enya: My mouth is a womb. My teeth are

My mouth is a womb. My teeth are my children. My tongue is their babysitter. — Enya

Your Babysitter Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby.

Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby. — Caitlin Moran

Your Babysitter Quotes By Mindy Kaling: Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need

Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter. — Mindy Kaling

Your Babysitter Quotes By Dwight D. Eisenhower: The problem in defense is how far you

The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Your Babysitter Quotes By Veronica Roth: Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a

Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives. — Veronica Roth

Your Babysitter Quotes By Alfred Hitchcock: A good film is when the price of

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock

Your Babysitter Quotes By Ivana Trump: I would rather be a babysitter than a

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid — Ivana Trump

Your Babysitter Quotes By James Shikwati: Africa is like a child that immediately cries

Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two feet. — James Shikwati

Your Babysitter Quotes By Liane Moriarty: I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old

I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I have a babysitter. — Liane Moriarty

Your Babysitter Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about

Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about the basement. — Kelley Armstrong

Your Babysitter Quotes By Vin Diesel: Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter.

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter. — Vin Diesel

Your Babysitter Quotes By Cyn Balog: My experience with tragedy is that people will

My experience with tragedy is that people will offer condolences and support but never be around when you want to collect. — Cyn Balog

Your Babysitter Quotes By Dorothy Gambrell: If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. — Dorothy Gambrell

Your Babysitter Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter! — Terry Pratchett

Your Babysitter Quotes By Sheryl Crow: I would never put a video in front

I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come in handy on the airplane. — Sheryl Crow

Your Babysitter Quotes By Demetri Martin: It is a little ironic that one thing

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin

Your Babysitter Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Reading great books gives insight to the mind

Reading great books gives insight to the mind of great souls. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Your Babysitter Quotes By Brad McKinniss: God damn, do I have to be y'all's

God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter? — Brad McKinniss

Your Babysitter Quotes By John Lennon: It was a choice of making it or

It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage. — John Lennon

Your Babysitter Quotes By Eminem: My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5 ... she was 15. — Eminem

Your Babysitter Quotes By Nicholas Eames: they passed through the wide-open gates into the

they passed through the wide-open gates into the city whose parents had hired a prostitute as a babysitter and never come home. The — Nicholas Eames