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Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
— Jake Johannsen
Any private security is a joke in a country where you're up against your own government.
— Bidzina Ivanishvili
You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.
— Santosh Kalwar
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.
— Cinda Williams Chima
You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time.
— Kim Harrington
Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around.
— Dan Alatorre
- I'm a Neuroscientist.- What's that? What do you study?
- I study your brain! — Vardan Hambardzumyan
Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Did you just make a joke, Tris? We should have you on painkillers more often if your going to start cracking jokes.
— Veronica Roth
Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy is just the art of making light of life's sufferings. Turning all your pain into a joke.
— Katie Kacvinsky
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.
— Mary Roberts Rinehart
If you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke.
— Kiera Cass
I used to joke I was a point-and-click actor. My whole process has been about trusting your instincts and hitting your mark.
— Daniel Radcliffe
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.
— Garrison Keillor
I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot.
— Stanley Tucci
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
— David Nicholls
You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
— S.A. Tawks
There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
— Benoit Mandelbrot
Your skin is white, but I think the white god made a mistake, or maybe he did it on purpose to play a joke. He gave you an Apache heart.
— Ellen O'Connell
Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
— Mike Wilmot
Your blindness to my downfall,Has gone too far to be a joke,
As I stand ablaze before you,
And you tell me you smell smoke. — Erin Hanson
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
