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The liftman in the tube is an eternal necessity ... — Virginia Woolf

I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied. — Carrie Bradshaw

'The Tube' was the first time the plebs had gone on the television. The lunatics taking over the asylum. — Jools Holland

To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube. — Dennis Miller

The Tube is a vehicle for selling things, not for exploring ideas. — Phil Donahue

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine. — Justin Halpern

I'm not much of a water skier, my legs are too skinny for that, so I just try to tube and have fun, just ride. — Josh Turner

Fully accelerated particles circled the tube at over 180,000 miles per second. — Dan Brown

There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. — Frederick Marryat

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one. — Jeff Smith

If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it. — Seth Rogen

And although the world was just the same as it had always been as I travelled home on the Tube that evening, my view of it had been changed forever. — Billy Bragg

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight. — Hank Williams Jr.

One of my theme songs is that if you can't do it in a test tube, don't do it. — Martin Fleischmann

She had Jessica Rabbit's curves and full lips that made him wish he was a tube of ChapStick. — Avery Flynn

I love tube socks! — Miley Cyrus

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell

We know have the power of God in many ways: the atomic bomb, the ability to create life in a test tube, cloning, artificial intelligence. — James Frey

As soon as the train pulled into the station, the red guards would pour out of doors and windows like toothpaste squirting endlessly from a tube. — Yu Hua

I can still jump on the Tube. I don't want that to change. — Lisa Snowdon

Sheltering in Tube stations, the piles of rubble — George Orwell

I see you again, it won't be pretty. I find out she sees you again, you'll be breathin' through a fuckin' tube. You get me? — Kristen Ashley

As long as each individual is facing the television tube alone, formal freedom poses no threat to privilege — Noam Chomsky

The largest pond is as sensitive to atmospheric changes as the globule of mercury in its tube. — Henry David Thoreau

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States. — John Ratzenberger

Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube; there are some things one would rather have done than do. — Edward Abbey

Nature abhors the vacuum tube. — John R. Pierce

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H.R. Haldeman

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue. — Al Yankovic

Out of sight, out of mind. My philosophy of life in a test tube. — Julie Anne Peters

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H.R. Haldeman

Sure, I've been on the Tube ... I caught it to Eastbourne once. — Serena Williams

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. — Germaine Greer

Like the 'test tube babies' born of in vitro fertilization, cloned children need not be identifiable, much less freaks or outcasts. — Virginia Postrel

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews. — Bruce Forsyth

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats. — Neil Patrick Harris

Say what you will about 'decency' but I happen to be a fan of skimpy tube tops and really short skirts. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque. — Gene Mauch

You can't live in your own secluded world. If you're not on the Tube, on the bus doing normal things, how can you relate to people? — Andrea Corr

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber. — Russ

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can. — Rob Thurman

But with comics you're reading and assimilating an image simultaneously, instead of just reading or watching the tube. — Bill Sienkiewicz

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?"
Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please? — James Patterson

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson

I go into town every day on the tube. I've got an Oyster card. — Jason Flemyng

Aha!" Lassiter pointed at the boob tube. "You motherfucker! I knew you were the father! — J.R. Ward

Vimes hung up the tube. Trolls with a message. It was unlikely to be an invitation to a literary lunch. — Terry Pratchett

I always eat cake for breakfast — Stampylongnose

The goal of scientists is you hope that the thing you're working on is bigger than the thing you're pipetting into that tube at that moment. — Bonnie Bassler

I always walk up the escalator on the Tube, and I live in a house with a lot of stairs, and that's good exercise, but you need more than that. — Ian McKellen

Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube. — William Arthur Ward

Generally I draw every day just to keep my hand in. I draw while I'm sitting on the Tube or in restaurants. Just doodling things and people I see. — Peter Capaldi

There are so many wizards of the computer, stock market, test tube, and spectator sport, but so few of the art of life. — Mantak Chia

I would not want to live with a tube in my neck and not be able to move a finger. I wouldn't - that to me is not life. — Jack Kevorkian

He proposed a steam-powered pneumatic tube system to carry telegraph forms the short distance from the Stock Exchange to the main telegraph office. — Tom Standage

Hi, I'm at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube. — John Green

I'd pull my little brother on our motorcycle on an inner tube behind it. We would go fishing, we would hunt some, growing up. — Sam Brownback

The cathode-ray tube will replace canvas, — Nam June Paik

Blaming TV as an abstract entity is nonsensical. It's our hand on the remote. There's a world out there outside the tube. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

growled and shook my head,vetoing the whore red tube of lipstick — Kalayna Price

Zero defects is a super highway going down the tube. — W. Edwards Deming

A little lawyer on the tube, he said, its so easy now, anyone can sue. — Joni Mitchell

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act. — Ellen Goodman

60 Minutes, the most watched and most respected news program on the tube. — Mark Bowden

In London, I take the Tube everywhere. — Elizabeth McGovern

The shushumna is a tube. It is an astral tube, like a reed. It runs from the base of the spine to between the eyebrows and a little bit above. — Frederick Lenz

With the caution of a gazelle I looked to the closed door ahead of it, and feeling a tickle of fear in my knotted stomach I entered this tube. — Steve Merrick

The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube. — Norman Mailer

tube or 2 of these water purification tablets at your home or in your car. If there was ever a shortage or damage to the city supply, you would — Jon Woodward

For the most part my friends can always be more entertaining than the tube ever can be. — Chuck Palahniuk

I apply paint directly from the tube and with my fingers. — John Dyer

Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. — Chuck Palahniuk

So I turned on the tube (throwback slang from the Nifty Fifties; televisions no longer have tubes) and channel-surfed for awhile. On — Stephen King

I have moments, like a guy saying to me on the tube, "You know, you look a lot like Jessie Ware." — Jessie Ware