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You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Palgrave Macmillan Trade: remember this old Zen joke, "Don't just do

remember this old Zen joke, "Don't just do something, sit there!" I can think of no better market advice when you are feeling emotional. — Palgrave Macmillan Trade

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Betty Dodson: Instead of being a well-known painter, I became

Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty weird. — Betty Dodson

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: In our state - no kidding - they

In our state - no kidding - they are called Standards of Learning, or "SOLs." (I don't think anyone intended the joke.) — Barbara Kingsolver

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Mirah: Sometimes I joke around that if I weren't

Sometimes I joke around that if I weren't a musician, I would be a power lifter. I don't think people expect it from me because I'm little. — Mirah

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Raymond Carver: Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick. — Raymond Carver

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Buzz Aldrin: Somebody would think I was trying to get

Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke. — Buzz Aldrin

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Erica Jong: Sex is God's joke on the human race

Sex is God's joke on the human race ... if we didn't have sex to make us ridiculous, She would have had to think up something else instead. — Erica Jong

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By David Cross: I also try to think of ways to

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically. — David Cross

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: There is nothing that's off limits. If people

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job. — Anthony Jeselnik

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Fernando Perez: Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives

Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic. — Fernando Perez

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Jit Sharma: When people think that politics is a joke,

When people think that politics is a joke, they then deserve the jokers that rule them. — Jit Sharma

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Linda Cardellini: Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who

Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke. — Linda Cardellini

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Harold Ramis: I'd like to think I'd never do a

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke. — Harold Ramis

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Danielle Steel: Actually, being married to me probably would be

Actually, being married to me probably would be something of a joke ... but yeah, I mean it. What do you think? — Danielle Steel

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Demetri Martin: Stand up is really fun because if I

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. — Demetri Martin

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Cristin Milioti: I think one of the funniest things about

I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her. — Cristin Milioti

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Georgette St. Clair: Yeah, Jennifer, when you explain the joke, it

Yeah, Jennifer, when you explain the joke, it kind of ruins the magic." "So long as you think I'm magic," she said with a wink, — Georgette St. Clair

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Patrick Stump: There's no amount of money that makes you

There's no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure or ugly or stupid or morally empty. — Patrick Stump

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Jenny Slate: I think sometimes in comedy the characters are

I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love. — Jenny Slate

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Michael Lehmann: I think you make better jokes when you

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes. — Michael Lehmann

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Kyung-Sook Shin: What did one saggy boob say to the

What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think we're nuts. — Kyung-Sook Shin

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Rick Riordan: Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Judd Apatow: The moment you think of a joke is

The moment you think of a joke is the best moment. — Judd Apatow

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By George Meyer: Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you

Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did! — George Meyer

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Al Roker: People who would never think of dealing in

People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it's still OK. Really? — Al Roker

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Ashlan Thomas: Oh, you poor angel. I know I joke,

Oh, you poor angel. I know I joke, but I think perhaps you are a few feathers short of a wing. — Ashlan Thomas

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Jimmy Nail: If you think before you speak the other

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first. — Jimmy Nail

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Simon Pegg: I think that the joke and the ghost

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare. — Simon Pegg

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Nicole Sullivan: It's a lot easier, I think, to be

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom. — Nicole Sullivan

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: I think that all filth is local ...

I think that all filth is local ... and that a joke isn't a joke unless it's at somebody's expense — Christopher Hitchens

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By David Mandel: All of a sudden, making a Spanish-American War

All of a sudden, making a Spanish-American War joke. I think you sort of had to go to probably to an American high school to have remembered that. — David Mandel

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Jennifer Saunders: Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He

Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing. — Jennifer Saunders

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy

You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were- — J.K. Rowling

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Ellen O'Connell: Your skin is white, but I think the

Your skin is white, but I think the white god made a mistake, or maybe he did it on purpose to play a joke. He gave you an Apache heart. — Ellen O'Connell

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Bob Saget: I think when you dissect a joke too

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Martin Freeman: It's hard talking about acting, in a way,

It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the telling. — Martin Freeman

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Tyler Oakley: I used to joke that I wanted to

I used to joke that I wanted to go to the moon, but I actually do. Like, some day I think I'm going to go to the moon. That would be cool. — Tyler Oakley

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Stanley Tucci: I think it's important to have a good

I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot. — Stanley Tucci

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Dave Barry: You don't have to think really hard to

You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people. — Dave Barry

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Judy Greer: I think it's natural if you're doing a

I think it's natural if you're doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke. — Judy Greer

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Casey Spooner: I think a lot of people misinterpret what

I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable. — Casey Spooner

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Susan Ee: I just got tired of the wetness sticking

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I wanted to get a tape recorder, but

I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. — Mitch Hedberg

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: There are certain things I don't want to

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive! — Gilbert Gottfried

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Dave Chappelle: I still think people do have racial hang-ups,

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds. — Dave Chappelle

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Why are you making a joke out of

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks.
"Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Alison Jackson: A lot of people who look at my

A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about. — Alison Jackson

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Steve Coogan: I think you need to have the guts

I think you need to have the guts to not use comedy. Often, the people that work in comedy use a joke to avoid contemplation. — Steve Coogan

You Think I'm A Joke Quotes By Lish McBride: I didn't want to think about the fact

I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a joke. — Lish McBride