You Might Be A Redneck Quotes
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You Might Be A Redneck Quotes & Sayings
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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn ...
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if ... you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr..you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if ... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
— Jeff Foxworthy
