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You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Bob Dylan: She had bullets in her eyes and they

She had bullets in her eyes and they fired. — Bob Dylan

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Curt Schilling: People love to say we get paid a

People love to say we get paid a lot of money to play a game, but it stopped being a game when you start getting paid. — Curt Schilling

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Spencer Johnson: Smell The Cheese Often So You Know When

Smell The Cheese Often So You Know When It Is Getting Old Sometime — Spencer Johnson

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By David Brenner: You know you're getting old when kids start

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life. — David Brenner

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Jake Tour: Marrakesh is translated from the words Mur N'Akush

Marrakesh is translated from the words Mur N'Akush in the Berber language meaning "Land of God. — Jake Tour

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Joan Rivers: You know you're getting old when you buy

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it. — Joan Rivers

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Charlotte Gainsbourg: I think, being an actress, you know that

I think, being an actress, you know that you're getting old. I'm 44. I mean, an agent said when I turned 40, "It won't get better." — Charlotte Gainsbourg

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Nick Nolte: When you start thinking about death more than

When you start thinking about death more than sex, you know you're getting old. — Nick Nolte

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Mike Connolly: You're getting old when you see a girl

You're getting old when you see a girl who looks like someone you used to know, and it turns out to be her daughter. — Mike Connolly

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Red Skelton: You know how to tell when you're getting

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Will Rogers: You know you are getting old when everything

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By George Burns: You know you're getting old when you stoop

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. — George Burns

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Joan Rivers: You know you're getting old when work is

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. — Joan Rivers

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Harrison Ford: You know you're getting old when all the

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. — Harrison Ford

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Alan King: You know you are getting old when people

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look. — Alan King

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By David Bowie: Gentleness clears the soulLove cleans the mindAnd makes

Gentleness clears the soul
Love cleans the mind
And makes it Free. — David Bowie

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Robert Green Ingersoll: All the professors in all the religious colleges

All the professors in all the religious colleges in this country rolled into one, would not equal Charles Darwin. — Robert Green Ingersoll

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Bob Hope: You know you're getting old when the candles

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. — Bob Hope

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Denis Norden: You know you're getting old when a four-letter

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. — Denis Norden

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Louis C.K.: I know I'm getting old because there will

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.' — Louis C.K.

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Hy Gardner: You know you're getting old when everything hurts.

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

You Know You're Getting Old When Quotes By Jimmy Dean: You know you're getting old when you go

You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. — Jimmy Dean