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If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men. — Aisha Tyler

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? — Kanye West

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend — Greg Behrendt

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' — Michael Franti

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. — John Green

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

I don't trust a girl who doesn't have any girlfriends. — Jennifer Lawrence

If you have a girlfriend and still can't get laid; you better get a boyfriend — M.F. Moonzajer

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. — Kyle Schmid

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet — Harry Styles

Are there days when you find life terribly confusing?

Only when I have a girlfriend. — Erin McCahan

When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue — Warren Olson

I love you with the passion of a drowning man for breathing air. I can't just have enough of you and having you a little would be disastrous. — Sandra Thomas

Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you. — Tucker Max

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. — Jens Lehmann

I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that. — Shannon Sharpe

Who needs a girlfriend when you have abandonment issues and super-powers? — Gabby Rivera

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay. — M.F. Moonzajer

It's easier to have parents if you've got a girlfriend. — Nick Hornby