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You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Jim Benton: I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out. — Jim Benton

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told

Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot! — Mitch Hedberg

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: Since I had a soft spot for zombies

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. — Darynda Jones

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Will Ferrell: James Caan told me at the end of

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. — Will Ferrell

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you

Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today — Jennifer Lawrence

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Lloyd Alexander: Forgive me ... I called you an idiot.

Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. — Lloyd Alexander

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had the cab driver drive me here

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. — Mitch Hedberg

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I had pecs for about two days. Everyone

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat. — Robert Pattinson

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: How do you do it?" I asked. "You

How do you do it?" I asked. "You had five minutes to get ready."
"Always prepared." Vee shot me a grin. "I'm a Boy Scout's dream. — Becca Fitzpatrick

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. — Rodney Dangerfield

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Wallace Wang: I used to work at the unemployment office.

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. — Wallace Wang

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Chetan Bhagat: We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it. — Chetan Bhagat

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Funny how even knowing it was over the

Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break. — Stephenie Meyer

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: When I was in boy scouts, I slipped

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. — Steven Wright

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Gemma Halliday: I had to admit it was adorable. You

I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl. — Gemma Halliday

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I had no idea what time it was,

I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: We had an unspoken love for one another.

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Ben Aaronovitch: I saw a dark void under the platform

I saw a dark void under the platform and had just enough time to think: Fuck me he's a earthbender. — Ben Aaronovitch

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: If I had a dime for every time

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate flossing, I wish I just had

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me. — Mitch Hedberg

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Jon Pertwee: In all my years as an actor, I

In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices. — Jon Pertwee

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Nancy Thayer: It's funny, but if I had to say

It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Frank Skinner: I honestly thought my marriage would work because

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one. — Frank Skinner

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Gilda Radner: My life had made me funny, and cancer

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that, — Gilda Radner

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Nicky Hilton: When I was a kid I had this

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. — Nicky Hilton

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Meghan Ciana Doidge: I might be able to walk away from

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Melissa Landers: I won't say that you're pretty because that

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you. — Melissa Landers

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Ira Glass: I wish that someone had said to me

I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. — Ira Glass

You Had Me At Funny Quotes By Eleanor Catton: I've had countless reviews sort that have made

I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. — Eleanor Catton