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You Are A Joke Quotes By Billie Joe Armstrong: I thought everybody was in on the joke.

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. — Billie Joe Armstrong

You Are A Joke Quotes By Jacob M. Appel: Always warm up the audience with a joke

Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ... — Jacob M. Appel

You Are A Joke Quotes By Georg Brandes: He who does not understand a joke, he

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. — Georg Brandes

You Are A Joke Quotes By Imelda May: I love people with strong convictions, because we

I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines. — Imelda May

You Are A Joke Quotes By Jason Biggs: I've heard every pie joke in the book.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs

You Are A Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: You are where your brain is but not

You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is. — Santosh Kalwar

You Are A Joke Quotes By Jennifer Damiano: I legit can not parallel park. This is

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! — Jennifer Damiano

You Are A Joke Quotes By Jan Jansen: Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish

Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish — Jan Jansen

You Are A Joke Quotes By Jane Fonda: When you're an older woman [in a movie],

When you're an older woman [in a movie], you are the brunt of the joke. — Jane Fonda

You Are A Joke Quotes By Hannah Simone: Often women are pitted against each other for

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. — Hannah Simone

You Are A Joke Quotes By Boomer Esiason: Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The

Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance. — Boomer Esiason

You Are A Joke Quotes By Gerry Geek: More you know, better advice you give. Less

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

You Are A Joke Quotes By Deyth Banger: You said "Hi", I to be polite will

You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"! — Deyth Banger

You Are A Joke Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: There is nothing that's off limits. If people

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job. — Anthony Jeselnik

You Are A Joke Quotes By Oliver Herford: The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. — Oliver Herford

You Are A Joke Quotes By Toba Beta: Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart

Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart generation. — Toba Beta

You Are A Joke Quotes By Herman Melville: Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.

Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions. — Herman Melville

You Are A Joke Quotes By William Shakespeare: It's easy for someone to joke about scars

It's easy for someone to joke about scars if they've never been cut. — William Shakespeare

You Are A Joke Quotes By Matt Haig: Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig

You Are A Joke Quotes By Aya Cash: Most of my comedy is accidental, I would

Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do. — Aya Cash

You Are A Joke Quotes By Mallory Hopkins: Oh you rebel you!

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

You Are A Joke Quotes By Werner Heisenberg: There are things that are so serious that

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg

You Are A Joke Quotes By Ryan North: If you find you are not understanding my

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again. — Ryan North

You Are A Joke Quotes By Mitch Albom: When he smiles it's as if you'd just

When he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth. — Mitch Albom

You Are A Joke Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket

You Are A Joke Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

You Are A Joke Quotes By Brandon Nolta: Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have

Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke. — Brandon Nolta

You Are A Joke Quotes By Raymond Benson: Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson

You Are A Joke Quotes By Jon Schmidt: It used to bother me when people called

It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat! — Jon Schmidt

You Are A Joke Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: Some people are so dry that you might

Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins. — Henry Ward Beecher

You Are A Joke Quotes By Howie Carr: Barack Obama is like the old joke about

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. — Howie Carr

You Are A Joke Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Why are you making a joke out of

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks.
"Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles

You Are A Joke Quotes By David Crystal: Joke exchanges are carried on in deadly earnest,

Joke exchanges are carried on in deadly earnest, like a verbal duel-mouth-to-mouth combat. Bang, bang: you're (linguistically) dead. — David Crystal

You Are A Joke Quotes By Noel Fielding: I don't really like jokes in a way.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. — Noel Fielding

You Are A Joke Quotes By Austin Aragon: An illusion is when everyone is in on

An illusion is when everyone is in on the joke, a delusion is when you are the joke. — Austin Aragon

You Are A Joke Quotes By Honeya: Never make a person feel, that he/she is

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya

You Are A Joke Quotes By Ashlan Thomas: Oh, you poor angel. I know I joke,

Oh, you poor angel. I know I joke, but I think perhaps you are a few feathers short of a wing. — Ashlan Thomas

You Are A Joke Quotes By Joan Rivers: We don't apologize for a joke. We are

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. — Joan Rivers

You Are A Joke Quotes By Matt Haig: School is a joke. But go along with

School is a joke. But go along with it, because you are very near to the punchline. — Matt Haig

You Are A Joke Quotes By Tim Heidecker: Everyone's heard the same joke a million times

Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks. — Tim Heidecker

You Are A Joke Quotes By Andrew Barger: If you can't laugh at your life, then

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

You Are A Joke Quotes By Peter Straub: In Classical Greek the word pathos was the

In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one. — Peter Straub

You Are A Joke Quotes By Pawan Mishra: A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

You Are A Joke Quotes By Alan Moore: Once you realize what a joke everything is,

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore

You Are A Joke Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

You Are A Joke Quotes By Sachin Tendulkar: I used to crack A joke when Sourav

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

You Are A Joke Quotes By Colleen Gleason: That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute,

That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason

You Are A Joke Quotes By Zadie Smith: [he] had become the bloke in the joke:

[he] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth — Zadie Smith

You Are A Joke Quotes By John Cheever: He was not a practical joke nor was

He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever

You Are A Joke Quotes By Andre Maurois: Medicine is a very old joke, but it

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on. — Andre Maurois

You Are A Joke Quotes By Stephan Pastis: A comic strip has a rhythm and a

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done. — Stephan Pastis

You Are A Joke Quotes By Fred Durst: Directing a movie is serious, it's not a

Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. — Fred Durst

You Are A Joke Quotes By Lorrie Moore: Nothing's a joke with me. It just all

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore

You Are A Joke Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

You Are A Joke Quotes By Bret Easton Ellis: Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.

Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters. — Bret Easton Ellis

You Are A Joke Quotes By Ron Luciano: The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. — Ron Luciano

You Are A Joke Quotes By Bill Maher: The public is gullible ... If [many satirists

The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. — Bill Maher

You Are A Joke Quotes By Scott Pruett: I like to joke with my wife that

I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of ... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett

You Are A Joke Quotes By Sandra Bullock: The joke or the pratfall is easy for

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. — Sandra Bullock

You Are A Joke Quotes By Richelle Mead: You make a joke out of everything.Life's too

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

You Are A Joke Quotes By Kevin Sylvester: WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?Ah. I see we are now into the

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You Are A Joke Quotes By Meshell Ndegeocello: I joke that a person of color would

I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello

You Are A Joke Quotes By Mark Twain: God's great cosmic joke on the human race

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage — Mark Twain

You Are A Joke Quotes By Jessica Park: This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour

This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste. — Jessica Park

You Are A Joke Quotes By Rita Rudner: If I say a joke and the audience

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. — Rita Rudner

You Are A Joke Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

You Are A Joke Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

You Are A Joke Quotes By Ronnie Barker: The marvelous thing about a joke with a

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker

You Are A Joke Quotes By Philip Jose Farmer: Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did

Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke . — Philip Jose Farmer

You Are A Joke Quotes By Stephen King: Luck was a joke. Even good luck was

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King