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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. — Billie Joe Armstrong

Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ... — Jacob M. Appel

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. — Georg Brandes

I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines. — Imelda May

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs

You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is. — Santosh Kalwar

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! — Jennifer Damiano

Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish — Jan Jansen

When you're an older woman [in a movie], you are the brunt of the joke. — Jane Fonda

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. — Hannah Simone

Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance. — Boomer Esiason

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"! — Deyth Banger

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job. — Anthony Jeselnik

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. — Oliver Herford

Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart generation. — Toba Beta

Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions. — Herman Melville

It's easy for someone to joke about scars if they've never been cut. — William Shakespeare

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig

Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do. — Aya Cash

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again. — Ryan North

When he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth. — Mitch Albom

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke. — Brandon Nolta

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson

It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat! — Jon Schmidt

Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins. — Henry Ward Beecher

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. — Howie Carr

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks.
"Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles

Joke exchanges are carried on in deadly earnest, like a verbal duel-mouth-to-mouth combat. Bang, bang: you're (linguistically) dead. — David Crystal

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. — Noel Fielding

An illusion is when everyone is in on the joke, a delusion is when you are the joke. — Austin Aragon

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya

Oh, you poor angel. I know I joke, but I think perhaps you are a few feathers short of a wing. — Ashlan Thomas

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. — Joan Rivers

School is a joke. But go along with it, because you are very near to the punchline. — Matt Haig

Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks. — Tim Heidecker

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one. — Peter Straub

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason

[he] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth — Zadie Smith

He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on. — Andre Maurois

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done. — Stephan Pastis

Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. — Fred Durst

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters. — Bret Easton Ellis

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. — Ron Luciano

The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. — Bill Maher

I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of ... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. — Sandra Bullock

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

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Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester

I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage — Mark Twain

This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste. — Jessica Park

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. — Rita Rudner

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker

Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke . — Philip Jose Farmer

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King