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Do Mom and Dad know you're dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug)
No, and if you tell them, I'll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

When someone deeply listens to you, your barefeet are on the earth, and a beloved land that seemed distant, is now at home within you. — John Fox

You went to the aerie?" My voice wavers a little as I look back and forth between my mom and sister. "You risked your lives to rescue me? — Susan Ee

When you were a kid," he continued, his voice even and low, "Your mother taught you to observe people. She also taught you not to get attached. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion. — Bill O'Reilly

And he loved you and your mom, so much. I'll always remind you of that, but I wish you could have met him. -Brandon — Molly McAdams

Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Whenever you have an unpleasant task to do, my favorite quote is from my mom. "Just back your ears and do it! — Jan Sikes

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

But I never cheated on your mom. Never wanted to. You need a man who feels the same way, and don't stop until you find him. — Joanna Wylde

I always say to people that working full time and being a mom is probably the hardest job, because as a mom you think about your child 24/7. — Giada De Laurentiis

If you just stay away from junk, and stick with what your mom taught you, you're eating pretty healthy. — Sprague Grayden

The impression that a praying mother leaves upon her children is life-long. Perhaps when you are dead and gone your prayer will be answered. — Dwight L. Moody

Time spent praying and planning gives you a master plan that works for your home and sets a pattern of order for your life. — Elizabeth George

So when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you're doing your homework. — Willie D

Your mom is my sunset, and you are my dawn. — Larissa Ione

I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries. — Alexa Vega

Appreciate your mom. She is wiser than you think and stronger than you know. Be thankful. — Steve Maraboli

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded ... again. — Cheyenne Kimball

You put your life on hold for me. And really, I get that. I appreciate that. But I'm not a baby anymore. Let go, Mom. — Jaci Burton

Ultimately, the only people who are in any way edified by hanging with famous people are you at the age of 11 and your mom. — Adam McKay

If your best friend truly is the person who knows you completely and loves you anyway, wouldn't that be your mother? — Richelle E. Goodrich

Listen to your father who begot you, And do not despise your mother when she is old. — Solomon

You are a person of the greatest importance when you are a mother of a family. Just do your job right and your kids will love you. — Ethel Waters

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' — Joan Rivers

You can be a good mom and still work out, get your rest, have a career - or not. My mother encouraged me to find that balance. — Michelle Obama

But you have to take control of your destiny. And sometimes that's not easy. — Mari Mancusi

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

Memories is all that you have, which help you survive the storms and struggles of your daily life after you lose someone! — Nikita Dudani

They mess you up, your Mom and Dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had. And add some extra, just for you — Philip Larkin

Those scars are not your fault. You have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Your mom definitely does and possibly your dad, but you? Nothing ... — Katie McGarry

If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook. — Kelly Williams Brown

I won't get run off from you. I love you, Sam. I said it before and I mean it. I won't let your mom control my life. — Tijan

Proverbs 16:3 'Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and He will establish your plans.' A great reminder when planning out the school year. — Tamara L. Chilver

She's either the house mom or the drill sergeant that you eventually like and respect, even after he's removed his size eleven boot from your ass. — Ernie Lindsey

Oh, your mom is going to kill me. What was I thinking getting you practically murdered and on a school night too. — Sophie Littlefield

You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. — Gabby Douglas

But my mom shook her head at him and said to me, Yes, you made your bed, but for heaven's sakes, don't just lie in it! — Clare Vanderpool

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

My mom called me up and said you almost had that one, moms are the greatest, you can't do wrong by your Mom. She blames it on everybody else but me. — Joel Dreessen

I also promise to let you help name any baby your mom and me might have-"
"Mistake. We'll have a kid named Chewbacca. — Kristan Higgins

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

Mom: A doctor, Lily? AND your own business? I want to be you when I grow up. — Colleen Hoover

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. — Erma Bombeck