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Yossarian left money in the old woman's lap - it was odd how many wrongs leaving money seemed to right - and — Joseph Heller

Where were you born?"
"On a battlefield," [Yossarian] answered.
"No, no. In what state were you born?"
"In a state of innocence. — Joseph Heller

Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him. — Joseph Heller

But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong. — Joseph Heller

The fictional character with whom I most profoundly identified was Yossarian in Catch-22. Always did, still do. — Neil Cross

Those brain-zapped kids weren't the only - or maybe even the worst - enemy. — Ilsa J. Bick

Remember, life gives us warnings for a reason. Learn from this. Do things differently. — Jon Gordon

Modesty once extinguished knows not how to return. — Seneca The Younger

Jay," my name comes out like a prayer. "Be mine. Be only mine," he whispers to me. ~ Kane — Nicole Reed

I'm not running away from my responsibilities. I'm running to them. There's nothing negative about running away to save my life. — Joseph Heller

Doc Daneeka was Yossarian's friend and would do just about nothing in his power to help him. — Joseph Heller

This is still a lot of blocking and tackling. I'm not seeing the kind of vision thing associated with a frothy market. — Jermichael Finley

A woman is more beautiful than the world in which I live; and so I close my eyes. — Paul Eluard

Orr was one of the homeliest freaks Yossarian had ever encountered, and one of the most attractive. — Joseph Heller

Speech is like an arrow; it is necessary to aim it by way of reflection before uttering anything. — Burhan Al-Din Al-Zarnuji

There is more in Man to admire than there is to despise. — Albert Camus

It destroys you when people say complete mistruths about your family. — Alexi Giannoulias

Yossarian attended the education sessions because he wanted to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him. — Joseph Heller

Yossarian!!!(?)! — Joseph Heller

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. — Joseph Heller

Arsenals or downgrade the role of nuclear weapons in — Henry Kissinger

My desire is to be as independent as I can be, as long as I can be, subject to being effective. — Angus King

The Texan wanted everybody in the ward to be happy but Yossarian and Dunbar. He was really very sick. — Joseph Heller

once again, placed upon a forgotten shelf--never to be read. — Anonymous

You pompous, rotund, neighborly, vacuous, complacent ... - Yossarian — Joseph Heller

They were the most depressing group of people Yossarian had ever been with. They were always in high spirits. — Joseph Heller