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There are two things that we should avoid, oh disciple! A life of pleasures, that is low and vain. A life of mortification, that is useless and vain. — Gautama Buddha

My older kids are fantastic people. It can't be the result of my influence on them. — Harrison Ford

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite. — Chris Rock

Make all your friends feel there is something in them. — Christian D. Larson

This town is like Gone with the Wind on mescaline!" From Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. — John Berendt

All the disappointments of our life before the war were a fool's paradise. — Glenway Wescott

The crime should be punished no matter whether poverty or wealth caused it to occur, because the crime is wrong. — Ernest Van Den Haag

Next-generation technology, she thought. A few extra processors, and it starts getting a high opinion of itself. — K.B. Spangler

Let the right one in Let the old dreams die Let the wrong ones go They cannot do What you want them to do - Morrissey, Let the Right One Slip In — John Ajvide Lindqvist

You will do very well to refuse offices; for a man seldom fails to give offense in them. It ought to weary you simply to hear them mentioned. — St. Catherine Of Siena

Am I mystical again, reader? Then I hope you are too, or will be before you have done with this same beautiful mystical life of ours. — George MacDonald

Chef's choice is my favorite. I'm super adventurous. — Neil Patrick Harris

I begin to see my life as a small part of something grander, more elegant: the intertwined nature of the souls of man. — Raoul Wientzen

Writing has to support itself. — V.S. Naipaul