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According to Sarah, who had gone two years ago, prom was famous for being an overpriced disappointment where most people had no fun. — Cammie McGovern

He peered down at me. "Jesus Christ. You're leaking."
If by "leaking" he meant "sobbing like a girl," I guess so. — Lili St. Crow

He knew she loved him in that moment. Gabe never wanted to be part of the holy fight, but now he was, he was not about to lose. — Wendy Owens

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um ... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys — Noel Fielding

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless! — Rodney Dangerfield

Good try, ya bugging shank. The Gathering elects Runners, and if you think I'm tough, they'd laugh in your face. — James Dashner

Thinking sure could get a fellow in a lot of trouble. Almost as much as opening his big gabber and sticking his muddy foot in it. — Gillian Bronte Adams

When the mind is free, magic happens. — C.G. Rousing

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield

You can't be a bad girl, unless you actually do something bad."

-Megan Barnett — E. Van Lowe

They tell ya when t' start and they tell ya when t' stop. All you have to do is run! — Mark K. Henderson

Maybe I should put an ad online. Honor student seeks overly self-confident young man for fake relationship. Terms negotiable. — Chris Cannon

Life's too short, drive it like ya stole it! — Debra L. Hartmann

After all, whistling put everyone at ease. Unless it was a funeral dirge. But he didn't want to think about that." Montague. — M.H. Snowy

Teeth were created to be shown. — Lydhia Marie

I didn't want to go to hell, but even the idea of reclaining my halo scared me because it would mean leaving Aly. — Terri Clark

I spread my arms. In the Rainbow Jungles of Ever there lives what I affectionately call, killer ducks. — Jen Wylie

I'm so sorry. I think I'm just tired."
The socially accepted excuse for being mental. — Lucy Ivison

Waking up the next morning was torture. I dragged myself to the bathroom feeling like I'd been thrown against a brick wall. Repeatedly. By the Hulk. — K.J. McPike

You could start a fire with the heat between you two."
"You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection. — Michelle Hodkin

Write like you got Chuck Norris after ya'! — Ren Garcia

I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special. — Kasie West

Fake boobs are weird ya'll" read by Patrick Stewart. — Amy Poehler

I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too. — Rebekah Crane

Yup," Heather replied. "Some jackass tries to prick me and I'm gonna prick him right back! Leave the bottle, bucko. Save ya a trip. — Jacob D. Lochner

Why do I have to do the sewin'? 'Cause I'm a girl? Is that it? It ain't fair, I tell ya! — Sean Cullen

S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old. — Alison Kemper

All groups are a little intimidated by ya show of power. I mean who ever thought the monarchy was dead didn't realize it changed zip codes. - Cross — Mira Monroe

The word love doesn't count when the word ya comes right after it. — Tommy Greenwald

Is this your girl?" she asks, not waiting for an answer. "She's breathtaking."
"You're my new favorite person," Billie giggles. — Rebecca Harris

I don't have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross. — A.S. King

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn't have tried to turn ya into a snake. — Michelle M. Pillow

Of all the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the most divine was humor. — Rebecca Wells

It's like a jolt of electric, but worse. — Lee Davidson

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. — George Carlin

I hate you," I muttered.
Noah smiled wider. "I know. — Michelle Hodkin

Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now? — Alison Kemper

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot. — Bo Burnham

Step One: Grab Mattie. Step Two: Run. It wasn't much of a plan. But what it lacked in potential it made up for in simplicity. — Ted Rabinowitz

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

You don't find a masked man wielding a gun interesting? Tell me ... what do you find interesting then-Matt Carter — Natasha Larry

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right? — Alison Kemper

Haylee shook her head as soon as they were gone. Christ, how can our family be mankind's best hope? — Natasha Larry

Common Sense beats a dumb suggestion. — Ton'ya Felder

My uncle Steve showed me this site, So ........ I gotta' go - See Ya!! — Ronald Johnson

I reckon Southern writers are a lot like biscuit makers...more than one can give ya a good feed. — Lola Faye Arnold

Southern hospitality and Amish cooking - Ya'll Come Back, Danki. — Karen Harper

You're only as old as you feel. — Lucy Ivison

Violet: "You're an asshole."
Onyx: "Thank you, it's something that took an eternity to perfect. — Jessica Shirvington