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But I'd take a slashed throat over a broken neck any day. At least that way I'd get to bleed all over his shoes. One final fuck-you before I died. — Rachel Vincent

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine. — Alex Riley

I believe in being fully present. That means you should be with the person you're with. — Morrie Schwartz.

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk. — Jerry Lawler

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. — Jerry Lawler

Try not to confuse longevity with a job well done. — Neale Donald Walsch

generating enough heat to, in effect, broil the surface of the planet. — Elizabeth Kolbert

Every human face is more enigmatic than the timeworn expression on the famous Sphinx out there in the sands of Egypt. — Dean Koontz

For all my dreams of complex new beginnings and convoluted endings, it can be as easy as this: a boy singing hymns again. — Kristin Hannah

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. — Billy Connolly

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! — Jerry Lawler

When we're talking about a trillion dollars of taxpayer money, "trust me" just isn't good enough. — John McCain

The most highly prized curve of all is that of the bosom ... — Germaine Greer

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! — Jerry Lawler

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

They ignore what is deep and true to a man's heart, his real passions, and simply try to shape him up through various forms of pressure. — John Eldredge

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! — Jerry Lawler

He tastes like sweet wine and promises [...] — Ann Aguirre

Can I press one for English? — Jerry Lawler

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. — Jerry Lawler

Is he dancing or having a seizure? — Jerry Lawler

The risk that is involved in trusting is stepping forth with willingness with a knowing that you can lose something or fail, and doing it anyways — Mike Brown

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler

Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. — Jerry Lawler

I loved playing the guitar and I knew I was pretty good at it, so that's what I wanted to do with my life. — Ace Frehley

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo. — Jerry Lawler

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert. — Jerry Lawler

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops. — Jerry Lawler

I've always felt sorry for Mike Collins, driving all the way to the moon but not allowed out of the car to look around. — Janet Turpin Myers

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. — Jerry Lawler

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. — Jerry Lawler

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. — Jerry Lawler

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. — Jerry Lawler

Are you ready for some puppies?! — Jerry Lawler